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bethany

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About Me

buttcheeks, butthair, butthead, butthole.

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My Interests


things i like: my friends. matty bolt. my doggie, bruno. sewing. anything to do with fashion/clothes/shopping. making fun of people/places/things/etc. antiques. vintage picking. everyday items in miniature form. napping. sunshine. lots of other things.
things i do not like: modern video games. being forced to listen to music that i don't want to listen to. making plans. melons. sucking up to soccer moms to get their sweet moolah. a lot of things...many, many things.

I'd like to meet:



steeeeeeeeeve perry!

Music:


classic rock and top 40's rap.

Television:

i love watching television...it's amazing and a great thing to do.

Books:


she's come undone and i know this much is true by wally lamb. porno and filth by irvine welsh. every book i have read so far by augusten burroughs. time/life collection of serial killers and mass murderers. the lovely bones. any true crime novels. geek love...by that katherine whatshername. some books written by s. mlynowski. middlesex and virgin suicides. american psycho(whoa!). lamb by christopher moore. every book written by c. harris...no country for old men...darkly dreaming dexter...i like reading and i do it a lot...

Heroes:



My Blog

discipline + anorexia = something i don’t have.

***warning: dudes, don't read this because only girls will understand and/or give a shit.   after trying to shimmy my lumpy ass and thighs into a pair of skinny jeans at nordstrom the other day i...
Posted by bethany on Fri, 02 May 2008 03:26:00 PST

when you’re a teenager, you’re an idiot.

so i found my old cd booklet and i loaded it onto my ipod and i was all excited to listen to the music i listened to when i was 18, 19, 20 years old.  i thought it would bring back some silly and...
Posted by bethany on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:38:00 PST

you guys ruin everything.

..> you know that you can't wear scarves tied around your neck anymore when you go to work at a "big department store" and your teenage co-workers and all the the teeny-bopping but...
Posted by bethany on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:48:00 PST

ten reasons why...

here are ten reasons why my birthday sucked my ass so hard (i had to do just ten because there was like 30 reasons): 1. i had to get up early and go to work and suck up to jerks all day. 2. i had...
Posted by bethany on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:00:00 PST

christmas list...

here is what i want for christmas: .to sell my house. .to lose 10 pounds off of my recently turned fat ass and thighs. .to get a rad job that makes me feel important for a change. .to get some nightli...
Posted by bethany on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:25:00 PST

i might get murdered.

so i'm trying to sell my house...and the real estate agency was just nice enough to pay for some people to fix up the yard, you know, give it some curb appeal for the open house.  anyway, i hear ...
Posted by bethany on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:48:00 PST

conan? why? why conan?

i had a really weird dream last night.  now, i hate talking about dreams....as anyone close with me knows, i absolutely HATE sitting around and having to listen to people tell me about their stup...
Posted by bethany on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:46:00 PST

professor brothers talks movies...

i know kele agrees...this show is amazing...also, there is a new "brain fuckler" episode...yesssss. ...
Posted by bethany on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:34:00 PST

HALLOWEEN 2007!!!

i'm going to hold the annual halloween party at my house since rachel moved to new york.  so mark it on the calendar buttholes:  friday october 26th at my house...i will post the address cl...
Posted by bethany on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:47:00 PST

hydroplaning is so not awesome.

sooooo....i nearly died on the way to work the other morning and i have to just tell everyone about it.  well, as everyone knows, it was raining super hard on sunday.  so i gets in my shitty...
Posted by bethany on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:35:00 PST