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Logan

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About Me

I am a yeller. I love yelling. I also like pulling pranks but my number one passion is scaring people. It is without a doubt my favorite thing to do of all time. If I hear someone coming, I will hide and jump out and scare their butts off. At least, that is the goal. It makes me so happy. I have pretty awesome hair. I am working on a repetoir of jokes that I think are funny. So far I have six. My goal is to have 10. I think I could probably be an action hero if only given the chance. Gimme the chance. I am a snappy dresser. I have 15 inch pythons. I want to be a professional street fighter but have not yet found the underground fight ring that I need full of rich people that want to watch me pound on some other guy and then get lots of money from them and also a nickname. I hate stupid people a lot. I feel it doesn't take much effort to even be slightly educated. I am an idea man. If anyone ever needs a catchy name or idea for anything they're doing, I'm your man. I am full of good ideas. Also, I love what my mom would call bathroom language. Fart, butt, poop, weiner and all their various forms crack me up...

My Interests

I don't like much. I love scaring people like jumping out from behind the corner. That's hilarious. Pulling pranks and practical jokes is rad too, like turning everything upside down in someone's room or putting someone's pillow underneath their sheets. I love it. Reading books, listening to records, and thinking up ridic stuff to say in front of a lot of people are also some of my favorite things. I almost forgot jump kicks. Dancing is a passion of mine. Also, yelling. I love yelling

I'd like to meet:

rad people, but not really because people that meet people on the internet are nerds. NERD ALERT! that's for you

Music:

metal, stoner rock, instrumental awesomeness, psychedelic, hardcore, some indie, punk rock only good stuff

Movies:

Bill & Ted, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Rushmore, Logan's Run, Karate Kid, Old School, Billy Madison, Die Hard, Anchorman, Hot Rod, Benchwarmers, Sunshine and all sorts of other ill shit

Television:

arrested development, AFV, curb your enthusiam, Ali G, the office (us version, I think the british version is smug), the history channel and everything on it, and of course the Bev niner

Books:

virgin suicides, lamb, geek love, home land, jesus' son, the iliad, the oddyssey,His Dark Materials, Choke, anything by Graham Greene, most old greek stuff, Jules Verne, HG Wells, HP Lovecraft, epic poems, I read all the time I can't be expected to remember all those books

Heroes:

I have no heroes

My Blog

Just a reiteration

I just put a bunch of pictures up in the myspace and there is a series where my friend Pete and I are arguing fiercely. I figured I'd let everybody know what the arguement was about so they can agree ...
Posted by Logan on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:54:00 PST

some bitch got rocked

So I was walking to my bus after work this afternoon in a great mood because it's my weekend now and some dick ran a red light and almost hit me.  This wasn't just any dude though.  This was...
Posted by Logan on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:05:00 PST

what ev

Today I decided to start testing my theory that Frank's Red Hot Sauce can be put on anything and it would taste rad.  I put it in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.  It was delicious. ...
Posted by Logan on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:44:00 PST

The Worst Thing Ever

Today as I was taking the bus home from work it came to light that a lady ditched her kid by getting off the bus without her.  I even saw the lady get off the bus.  Her little daughter, who ...
Posted by Logan on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:54:00 PST

What the heck!

I am getting really sick of people showing their complete surprise when I say I like sports.  "YOU like sports?" is usually their response like it's completely out of the realm of possibility tha...
Posted by Logan on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

The best week of my life?!

Earlier this week I posted a bulletin saying I had a dry poop which is very rare.  I get two or three a year tops.  In case you didn't get to read my bulletin, a dry poop is when you poop an...
Posted by Logan on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST

I thought I was better than this

So a few weeks ago I went to the river with some friends.  I'm not going to get into that right now except to say that it was horrible.  I hated it.  What I wanted to bring up was the p...
Posted by Logan on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:55:00 PST

I just couldn't help it

Yesterday I shit my pants.  I drank 2 cups of coffee.  I had to go poop really bad.  It seemed like a doozy of a poop so I went into my room to get a book to read and when I bent down, ...
Posted by Logan on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:12:00 PST