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About Me

I'm terrified of murderous ghost clowns, tuna casserole, and saying 'I love you' first.
I'm unashamedly into all sorts of gossip.
I'm really into collecting things that I might need later. Not practical things like canned foods and batteries, but things like, oh I don't know . . . say a two pound bag of 1970's bible school flannel board felt Jesuses. Or perhaps a bucket of old typewriter keys . . . A shoebox full of tiny plastic sample spoons . . . These things are totally hypothetical though.. ahem, yeah . . . totally hypothetical.
I'm dealing with the fact that I'm too funny to ever win The New Yorker cartoon caption contest.
I get genuinely overexcited when confronted with almost any animal.
I watch "Jesus Christ Superstar" every Christmas with my family in lieu of church.
Sometimes I make stuff:
Furr by Blitzen Trapper from Jade Harris on Vimeo .
And sometimes I scream at stuff:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to just be enough for somebody, someday.

My Blog

Note to My Boss.

Written on the back of an envelope at close.Somehow I haven't got fired yet: Dear John, I'm not going to lie. There are a lot of things in this world that I'm pretty much in-your-face ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:57:00 GMT

Textual Healing: Episode 3

"Snow Day"Sun, Dec, 14 12:30pmJacob Thor: I love waking up to snow!Sun, Dec, 14 12.33pmJade: . . . It's so fun outside and I'm stuck inside organizing button trays for the next 4 hours. There is no g...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:45:00 GMT

Textual Healing: Episode 2

"Erin Goes to the Airport"Wed, Nov 5, 11:53 pmErin: Holy Shit! Im sitting by a dad and his 2ish yr.old daughter. Her name is Fantasy! Sexy baby alert!!Wed, Nov 5, 11:54 pmJade: Oh that baby is going t...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:56:00 GMT

Textual Healing: Episode 1

"Melanee Gets Dragged to a Celine Dion Concert"Thu, Oct 16, 5:40 pmMel: I am forced to see the Antichrist tonight AKA celine.FUCKING. dion. Please pull my eyeballs from their sockets with a rusted for...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 06:51:00 GMT

You Down With RNC?

Yeah . . . err . . you know me.We actually watched the Republican National Convention last night while flipping back and forth between old repeats of America's Funniest Home Videos.I...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:00:00 GMT

Crazy.

It's amazing what you find after 3 hours of cleaning and organizing computer file after computer file.This was by far the most epic. I didn't even know I had a copy of it.It make me kind of loathe the...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:20:00 GMT

Because a Survey was Bound to Happen

-What is on your desktop wallpaper?a wooly mammoth.-What is your favorite zoo animal?naked mole rats, penguins, meerkats, and sun bears. -What was your favorite toy as a child?my stuffed raccoons: bee...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:58:00 GMT

My Mom Can Beat Up Your Mom

For Mother's Day, to make my mom happy, all you have to do is buy her Pure Funk: Volume 2 from the $5.99 bin at Walmart... Now y'all know where I get my moves.
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 16:44:00 GMT

These Are the Daves I Know

So I wake up today to a text message from my friend Corey informing me that he has two tickets to a sold out Kids in the Hall show and to ask if I'd like to accompany him.After some mild to manic sque...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 23:35:00 GMT

Queen of Uncomfortable Faces.

For those of you that missed my last play... This pretty much sums it up.
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:12:00 GMT