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Lars

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am not a unique and special individual. So...suck it. I snore, I smoke, I drink to much and make loud irrational demands, I talk to myself and use my hands while talking on the phone, I have more ambition than talent and what talent i have is misguided. I like sex, maybe too much and have been accused of being an addict. I sing in the car, loudly and badly. I sweat when I'm nervous. I'v done things while drunk that I'll never live down. I'm the nice guy who finishes last. And I'm nowhere near as jaded as I should be.

My Interests

driving aimlessly, reading, listening to music, playing pool, screwing up my life (more of a habit than an interest). searching for good classic reggae, ska, oi, and punk. drinking and smoking way too much, finding out what makes people tick, having a good time with my friends, and, and well theres kind of alot and I tend to loose track

I'd like to meet:

Send me e-mail you bastards

Music:

The Toasters, Skoidats, Deals Gone Bad, Dynamite Hack, Trenchcoat Club, The Business, Cocksparrer, Cockney Rejects, The Specials, Bad Manners, Desmond Deker, Jimmy Cliff. All kinds of Ska, Reggae, old Dancehall, Dub, punk, and oi

Movies:

Amalie, Memento, The Harder They Come, Rockers, Secretery, Say Anything, Better Off Dead, Evil Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Lost in Translation, and a whole bunch of others i can't think of right now

Television:

The Young Ones, Monty Python, Black Adder, Kids in The Hall, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Adult Swim (comedy), Drew Carey's show.

Books:

Post Office, Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon, You Get So Alone at Times it Just Makes Sense, Neuromancer, War Fever, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, Song of The Silent Snow, Neon Wilderness, The Stranger, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Tabloid Dreams, and everything by H.P. Lovecraft.

My Blog

blogging blows ass

Uck, the last post to this damn thing was over a year ago so i guess it's about time i posted something new. So, here it is. Like it? me niether
Posted by Lars on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:18:00 PST

WARRGGHHH!!!!!!!

http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php" method="get">What Is Your Battle Cry?Lo! Who is that, skulking along the cliffs! It is Lars King, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a vengeful bello...
Posted by Lars on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:47:00 PST

TAKE THAT BITCHES!!

lars is a Robot that is fitted with an Electron Ram, a Soldering Iron and a Whirling Chain, is covered with Flashing Lights, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base, and runs on Coal.Force: 6 Handlin...
Posted by Lars on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:38:00 PST

There is no subject; ha!

So... I'm working at the damndable Inn at Quogue, again. Maybe that will mean good stories for you all to enjoy. I doubt it though. But, I am infact working at the Inn as i write this. It's dead right...
Posted by Lars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

somwhow, this makes sense

You're Lebanon! Your room's a mess.  Your house is a mess.  Heck, your life is a mess.  It all used to be really beautiful, and someone even compared you to Paris once, but t...
Posted by Lars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have nothing to say here

So, i don't work at the inn anymore and therefore having nothing funny to say. So there. Screw you and the horse you rode in on. Anyhow, now i'm back in a kitchen finally, witch is fuckin great for m...
Posted by Lars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Part 2

Ok, so i doubt it'll dissapoint anybody but theres really nothing else to say about that wedding. On saturday the mother of the bride had our staff running around like chickens with thier heds cut off...
Posted by Lars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro

Ok, more adventures in hospitality. I wish I was making this shit up. BTW, why the crap do people get married? So, here we are. Our story begins a long time ag...
Posted by Lars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

On today's episode: How I learned to stop worrying and love the giant radioactive ants.

More adventures of the amateur hotelier. Scene 1 Get to work a scant 3 minutes early. Punch my time card and realize, to late, it's not my card. Fix that card and punch my at 7 on the nose. ...
Posted by Lars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Flora the Explora

Like I'v said before I work at a hotel. It's the slow time of year, but we have a few regulars that show up from time to time. All of them are insane. The most infuriating one being the mystery woman ...
Posted by Lars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST