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Emily

I am here for Friends

About Me

I have flaws. I sing in the shower, I spend too much time volunteering, and occasionally I hit someone with my car.

My Interests

TCBY & fainting goats

I'd like to meet:

"If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission." Lenny Bruce

Music:

My ipod is extremely eclectic.

Movies:

Mulholland Drive, Barenaked in America, Secretary, The Invisibles, Office Space, South Park, SLC Punk, Resident Evil, Newsies, Donnie Darko, 28 Days Later, Punch Drunk Love, Love Actually, Animal House, Fight Club, The Professional, Bowling for Columbine, Super Size Me, Farenheit 9/11, Garden State, Kevin Smith movies, zombie movies, dark comedies, documentaries, bad horror movies, bad disaster movies, Michael Moore's stuff, anything Christopher Guest, The Adventures of Milo and Otis, Magnolia, The Usual Suspects, Mean Girls, The Last Broadcast, Saved, Shaun of the Dead, Team America; World Police, Dawn of the Dead, Capturing the Friedmans, Saw, Session 9, Requiem for a Dream, The Triplets of Belleville, Napoleon Dynamite, The Jacket, Sin City, Maria Full of Grace, House of D, Clerks 2, The Last Kiss, 28 Weeks Later

Television:

The Office, Family Guy, Six Feet Under, House, Iron Chef, Entourage, Lost, Robot Chicken, Penn & Teller Bullshit! any HBO documentary involving hookers

Books:

Live From New York, Fast Food Nation, Running With Scissors, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Where the Wild Things Are, I Hate This Place (the pessimist's guide to life), Good In Bed, The Best Democracy Money Can Buy, Hot Sex, Dude Where's My Country, Snow Flower and the Secret Fan, The Bell Jar, anything by David Sedaris, Le Petit Prince

Heroes:

Mom