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hi. i'm jenny coker. aaaaand.....i'm nice. really.
i'm loyal. like SUPER loyal.
i have a problem with people who beat around the bush. just tell me what you need to tell me FLAT OUT.
people either love me when we first meet or think i'm a twacked out hippie.
i HATE blue highliters. they do nothing.
i once had a red betta fighter fish named Tommy Molly Dijilas. he died. i miss him.
i'm a big supporter of support. whatever that means...
i pay rent at a home i haven't slept at in months.
i worry. mostly about my family.
i LOVE Jesus.
if you mess with my siblings we are going to have problems.
i hate the word "gonna" (CHRISTINA SOUTO).
there is nothing i enjoy more than a bowl of macaroni and cheese.
white chocolate is way better than milk AND dark chocolate. it's just a fact. get over it.
some of the proudest moments in my life have been watching shows that i directed on stage at Mt. Eden high school.
i'm a sucker for accents.
i love long, annoying, smelly, loud bus rides.
in the words of Beyonce, i am CRAZY IN LOVE with Hyphy Mike the traffic guy for Alice @ 97.3....serisously.
i can't listen to an out of tune guitar for more than 30 seconds or my head will explode.
Parker Sannebeck and Richard Moala have two of the prettiest voices i have ever heard.
Quit Playin' Games With My Heart was the first CD single i ever bought with my own money.
i don't dye easter eggs. it's dumb.
i call every cute animal on the earth "puppy".
Nat "King" Cole and Ella Fitzgerald are my favorite musicians of all time.
i am allergic to bananas.
Michael Benjamin rocks.
spiders scare the crap out of me 158% of the time.
i have seen Disney's The Santa Clause over 1,000 times and know every line by heart.
i believe clipping your toe nails is like starting a new life.
i have ALMOST read through the entire bible.
i have a huge thing for Dave Grohl. i'm still convinced that someday we will meet and he will kiss my hand.
statues of babies frighten me...as do fake flowers.
Ken Rawdon is my friend.
i wear my heart on my sleeve and the wrong boy always takes it. that's why i gave it to Jesus for good. so if you want it, ask Him.
i could nap every day of my life.
my old car was broken into 17 times and stolen once. welcome to Hayward.
i cry every time i watch Forrest Gump.
i'm a sucker for boys who sing. well.
i burp louder than most dudes i know.
i love my Ama.
my brother and sister are my best friends and the loves of my life.
i have done more damage to my phone than you could ever imagine, including dropping it in a cup of hot chocolate.
i call live 105 entirely too much.
22 is my favorite number.
i love the Oakland Athletics no matter how bad they get or what STUPID decisions Billy Beane makes.
I LIKE SHINY THINGS!
i can have a conversation with almost anyone.
i will never enjoy flan.
i love pizza.
musicals are the best form of entertainment on earth.
i don't get the deal with bald eagles...not a fan.
i wish i had a last name that was a first name. it's the coolest.
if you ever find yourself playing Apples to Apples with me, HELEN KELLER always wins...
i could eat cookie crisp cereal every day for the rest of my life.
i'm more afraid of rejection than anything else in this world.
i get scared that i won't ever find love.
i yell too much.
i want a live band at my wedding.
i practice my signature ALL the time and often use different last names. guys AND girls. haha. it's a sickness.
...and that is all...for now.

My Interests

GOD. and the OAKLAND A'S (not on the same level...)

I'd like to meet:

my future husband, DAVE GROHL, hyphy mikey, jared from live 105, andy samberg, ALL the oakland athletics, will ferrell, molly shannon, jemaine and bret from Flight of the Conchords, meryl streep, kevin james, steve carell, john krasinski, jenna fischer, rainn wilson, B.J. NOVAK!!!!! well, basically the entire cast of the office....john cusack, jeremy piven, steve martin, sir paul mcartney, john lennon, jack black...many more.

Music:

the good kind. ask me. we could talk for hours about music.

Movies:

too many to list. (i'm just lazy, basically...)

Television:

THE OFFICE!!!!!! Ugly Betty, Law and Order SVU, Americas Next Top Model, So You Think You Can Dance, BATTLE OF THE BAY, A's vs. Boston, A's vs. Anaheim and A's vs. YANKEES. ((YANKEES SUCK!)) =)

Books:

My favorite book and the one that has impacted my life more than any other is....you guessed it: The Bible. DUH!

Heroes:

GOD. He is my BEST friend on the planet, no one loves me like Him. From the beginning of time, He knew EVERY bad thing I would EVER do, and ever will do; and He still came to this Earth, made Himself a lowly man, took the brunt of human abuse and hatred, and died a horrible death on a cross and it was all to pay the price for my sin, not His. He gave up His perfect life in exchange for my sin-ridden life, and at what benefit to Him? That's heroism. Dying for me was the most He could do, Living for Him is the LEAST i can do.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::my brother and my sister are two of my BIGGEST heroes..they are two of my biggest inspirations. they are the most talented people i know..i love you guys.

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My Blog

lyrics

i'm going to change my headline like every day with new song lyrics.   if you can tell me the song and artist i'll give you 10 points.   points are valuable. for reals....
Posted by i am jenny coker coker jenny am i on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:41:00 PST

*sigh*

ELPHABAKiss Me too fiercely Hold me too tightI need help believingYou're with me tonightMy wildest dreamingsCould not forsee Lying beside you With you wanting meAnd just for this momentAs long as you'...
Posted by i am jenny coker coker jenny am i on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:57:00 PST

MEHS CHOIRS

So i found out about Mr. Rawdon leaving last Friday night. i've had some time to think about what that means to me and what the choir at that school meant to me. i know how bummed out you kids are. i ...
Posted by i am jenny coker coker jenny am i on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:32:00 PST

DEEP THOUGHTS...By: Jack Handey

Anytime I see something screech across a room, and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?04.20.91As I bit into the ...
Posted by i am jenny coker coker jenny am i on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:26:00 PST