Using my powers for evil. Getting as fat as humanly possible. Using concoctions of styrofoam, plastic and Barbeque sauce to focus my angst into Psychic Beams of Utter Devastation(tm). Also Kleptopyrotriscadecanecrobestialityphobia. That's the fear of stealing 13 dead flaming animals and then having sex with every single one of them.
People who like Drum&Bass. People who wear cool pants. People who like Math. Maybe someone in California who isn't a zombie. Naw, maybe that last one is asking too much..... :P
Well, Drum&Bass for starters. Bandwise: Lunachicks, Jesus Lizard, Radiohead, Ed the Eager Pinecone(best band in history), Drive like Jehu, Kadori, Erykah Badu, Cryptopsy, Napalm Death, Meshuggah, a whole slew of others that I can't think of right now. Oh, and the best CD ever is Sol Niger Within .
Oh man. Okay, Aliens, Lost in Translation, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Blade Runner, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, City of Lost Children, Fight Club, Dark City, The Ring. Final Fantasy (screw the haters!), Unbreakable, Tank Girl, Mulholland Drive, Delicatessen, The Big Lebowski, Amelie, Die Hard, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Run Lola Run, Paths of Glory...actually let's do this a little differently--All these movies are inexcusable garbage: Fear Dot Com, The Core, Magnolia, Pulp Fiction, Bed of Roses, American Pie, Jerry Maguire, anything with Adam Sandler, Windtalkers, Ghost Dog, Dungeons and Dragons, Alien 4(this is especially insulting considering how good all Jeunet's other movies are!) expect many many more on this list
24, The Daily Show, Family Guy, some stuff on adult swim, Invader Zim, Sifl & Olly
Anything by William Gibson, Phillip K Dick, Clifford D Simack, hell any golden age sci fi or cyberpunk, Snow Crash!!!!, Eric S Nylund-if you haven't read him you're missing out!, anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Salman Rushdie.
My Cat Mel. I'm not kidding. He's 14 years old, and recently lost his leg to cancer. After 3 days he was tearing around the house just like he did before the surgery. It took that cat 3 days to fully adapt to not having a leg which he had had for 14 years. Whenever I think something's hard I just think about my cat and suddenly none of my problems seem so bad.