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J.B. Witchdance

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About Me

Husband, Father, Christian, Drummer, Dickhead. I'm a 30 something immature asshole who favors sarcasm and irony. I believe in honesty above all else and that's what I expect of others. I am honest to a fault. Sometimes it gets me in trouble. I'm loyal to my friends and for those I consider my true friends, I will always be there for them...if I'm not too busy. Or hungover. I love my wife and my kids very much. They keep me sane, laughing and grounded. I am 22% White Trash.
I, my friend, have class. I am SO not white trash. I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.
You Are 26 Years Old
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Frank Jr.

My Interests

  • music
  • movies
  • alcohol
  • sex
  • drugs
  • rock-n-roll

    • and NOT neccesarily in THAT order...

    I'd like to meet:

    somebody who got it right...and Neil Young. Probably Dave Grohl and possibly Johnny Depp. Oh...AND Angelina Jolie. Mmmmmm...Angelina Jolie. For shits and giggles, Frank Jr.

    My Myspace Bitches
    I have 2 5 fuckin' cool friends. The rest, not so much.
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    Erica

    Tanya

    The Wayward Saint

    chaos inc.

    blix

    View All The Other Chumps

    Yes, I no longer allow HTML comments. Sorry. Thanks for asking.

    Fuck you, here's a comment for your stupid page.



    Music:

    in NO particular order...

      Foo Fighters, Weezer Warren Zevon, Tesla Neil Young Johnny Cash Ani DiFranco, Seether Alice in Chains Belle & Sebastian Beatles, Ben Folds Five Cake, Blind Melon Cracker, Bob Marley Counting Crows Disturbed Jane's Addiction Led Zeppelin, Cream Live, Lyle Lovett Masters of Reality Megadeth, old Metallica Phish, Screaming Trees old Van Halen, QOTSA Queensryche Soul Coughing, SOAD Toadies, Green Day Pearl Jam, Huffamoose BNL, Jethro Tull The White Stripes My Chemical Romance Rise Against

    Movies:

    Fight Club - Identity - American History X - eternal sunshine of the spotless mind - Dark City- Donnie Darko - Stir Of Echos - Memento - Butterfly Effect - Frality - Clockwork Orange - The Matrix - Hair - Goodfellas - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Finding Neverland - Tombstone - Schindler's List - Office Space - Shawshank Redemption - Kill Bill Vol 1 - Kill Bill Vol 2 - Grosse Pointe Blank - Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

    Television:

    The Amazing Race, Scrubs, The Office, Medium, My Name is Earl, Mythbusters, Deadliest Catch, Survivor, Spongebob Squarepants, Gene Simmons' Family Jewels, Top Chef (yes, really), Burn Notice, Rescue Me, Fosters' Home for Imaginary Friends

    Books:

    A Million Little Pieces, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diary, For Love Of Evil, I Thought My Father Was God, To Kill a Mockingbird, 1984, Animal Farm, The Sun Also Rises, For Whom the Bell Tolls, On The Road, The Things They Carried, Running After Antelope, The Catcher in The Rye, The Fermata, Fahrenheit 451, High Fidelity, How to be Good

    Authors I appreciate:
    Dean Koontz
    Nicholson Baker
    Hunter S. Thompson
    Nick Hornby
    Chuck Palahniuk

    Heroes:

    Dave Grohl, Martin Luther King Jr., Benjamin Franklin...
    and THESE fuckers...

    DUDE!



    ATTACK!

    My Blog

    Do I Like Movies!?!?!?!? Duh.

    Formerly a bulletin....now an entire blog devoted to the nothingness or emptiness of my life...awesome.+-------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------...
    Posted by J.B. Witchdance on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:50:00 PST

    2008 Oscars!!!

    Meh. Pretty bland, boring. Clocking in at about three hours, sixteen minutes too long...Favorite moment of the night:"Film editing. Wow. Someone just took the lead in their Oscar pool based on a guess...
    Posted by J.B. Witchdance on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:24:00 PST

    Tag, You’re Shit!!!

    Tagged by ~?~!Nikki~?~! (or something...)Now, I NEVER do this...well, actually I don't do chain letters and bullshit, but then I've never been tagged in this manner...so out of respect for my Californ...
    Posted by J.B. Witchdance on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:42:00 PST

    2007 Christmas Letter

    2007 Christmas Letter 2007, same but different&yes, another one of these to let you know what happiness and such we've been through in the last twelve months. We spent New Year's Eve with the Morriss...
    Posted by J.B. Witchdance on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:29:00 PST

    BounceU, Wrestling and The Art of War

            So I took my sons to a birthday party at BounceU (that's Bounce University, i think, to the unedjamecated...) for fun, presents and pizza. Yay! We've been before ...
    Posted by J.B. Witchdance on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:51:00 PST

    I LIKE TO DRINK

    Tequila, beer and Bacardi 151 on a Tuesday night. Oooh-la-la.Undefined Stank Add to My Profile | More VideosSometimes, when I'm drinking I even get drunk. I was in this clip (how can you t...
    Posted by J.B. Witchdance on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:51:00 PST

    In Memoriam

    This is a repost, previously blogged elsewhere, but it just struck me about my friend who passed away (four years ago last week) and I ran across this, so here:My friend, Nick.Born:   ...
    Posted by J.B. Witchdance on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:32:00 PST

    Kevin Smith is my friend!!!

        Seriously, Kevin Smith is my friend. Woohoo! I thought it was just a casual relationship we had via Myspace, but apparently he and I really connected and he's actually communicated ...
    Posted by J.B. Witchdance on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:21:00 PST

    FORTY-ONE!!!

    41 Questions that came to me in a bulletin, but I'm putting in a blog because I haven't posted a blog lately... 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?    Ever? HA! Of course, si...
    Posted by J.B. Witchdance on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:33:00 PST

    Friends, Life and Bloggedy Bullshit...

    Leave your name... 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello (or pudding) to wrestle you in.4. I'll say somethin...
    Posted by J.B. Witchdance on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:40:00 PST