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Mo

melissaholmes

About Me

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I have a southern accent so strong, on more than one occasion complete strangers have called just to hear my voicemail message. Ive written in a journal nearly everyday since age 7. Im allergic to peanut butter and mayonnaise. At all times, i carry a purse the size of a small continent. I have a prediliction for beautiful shoes, yet stay barefoot as often as possible. If it involves cream cheese or chocolate, Im a fan. I find the occasional manual labor associated with yard work to be relaxing. Im a southerner that doesnt eat grits or apple pie. I have to buy hats in the little girl's department because dispite my massive quantity of hair, my head is so small. I could practically drink heavy whipping cream straight from the carton. Im an unlucky driver.I am a sleep-under-lots-of-covers kind of gal. I have an extreme aversion to touching cotton balls. I think there is something strangely sexy about David Letterman. I feel flip flops are the greatest invention of all time.Fall is far and away my favorite season. I probably couldnt live without Gatorade. I think the acoustic guitar is one of the most beautiful sounds on earth. I adore the smells of freshly cut grass, coffee, clean laundry, and babies. Im an avid fan of the written word including everything from reference manuals to brit chic lit.I think hominy and pickled beets should be declared unedible foods. I love containers of all shapes and sizes so much so that i could practically get high in the rubbermaid isle at Walmart. Im addicted to chapstick. I have a secret desire to be a master hip-hop dancer. Im easily moved to tears. Id rather be in water than on land any day. Im a closet Clay Aiken fan. If its got a porch, a patio, or a deck thats where i wanna be.

My Interests

Music:

Indigo Girls, Josh Groban, Train, Rollin in the Hay, Sara Evans, Mark Broussard, Michael Buble, Elton John, Trisha Yearwood, Julie Roberts, Brad Paisley, Johnny Cash, Pasty Cline, Nickelback, Allison K. and Union Station, Dixie Chicks....Seriously. Narrowing this down to a reasonable list is worse than trying to solve the theories of quantum mechanics.

My Blog

Loose Change

I've spent some time as of late pouring over a book written about Sir Charles Darwin and his theories on evolution. If you're of the mind that such research is hazardous to my health as a Creationist ...
Posted by Mo on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:36:00 PST

Wedding Wacko

I may have grown up riding bikes in my cutt-offs or building forts in the woods barefoot, but at the heart of me, I am very much a girly-girl. The kind that enjoys matching jewelry and finds anything ...
Posted by Mo on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:58:00 PST

Daydream Believer

From the moment I learned to hold a writing utensil betwixed my fingers, I've fostered a passion for the written word. For over two decades, I've penned my memoirs, dreams, and daily activities with a...
Posted by Mo on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:34:00 PST

A Christmas Story

Over the years, I have developed many a curious habit regarding the celebration of the consecrated Christmas Holiday. Some are standard traditions but others are uniquely my very own. One such trend,...
Posted by Mo on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST

Autumn's Admonition

Its no secret that Autumn is by far the season I adore most.  She wraps the world in a warm and vibrant quilt of color that simultaneously soothes and stimulates.  And like all things extra...
Posted by Mo on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST

Aint no mountain high enough....

The alarm clock sounded, piercing the pre-dawn silence. My mind fought to swim to the surface of reality from the murky depths of intense r.e.m. I drug myself from the bed and into multiple layers of...
Posted by Mo on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:09:00 PST

Batman Befriends

I had a visit today with one of my new most favorite people. He stands all of 3 feet tall and smells pleasantly of an interesting mixture of maple syrup, damp wood, and fruit roll ups. ...
Posted by Mo on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:17:00 PST

Ollie Ollie Ox In Free!

The rules: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with six weird facts/things/habits about yourself. In the end, you need to choose six people to be tagged and list their names. Don't for...
Posted by Mo on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:57:00 PST

Oh wont you be my......

 I am becoming more convinced that no matter where I may roam in this life there is one inescapable sovereign truth about whatever patch of Earth I decide to call home..there will always be a Cra...
Posted by Mo on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:08:00 PST

All-Purpose and Self-Rising

Passing thru my old hometown yesterday, I decided to stop in for a much needed dose of my Gram. Unannounced and unexpected, I took her totally by surprise. There is nothing like seeing someones face...
Posted by Mo on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 06:38:00 PST