PulpJesus profile picture

PulpJesus

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have a very dry, dark, cruel, perverse, deadpan kind of sense of humor, with occasional bouts of hyperactivity. If you know me for a while, it all starts to make sense.

My Interests

Screaming at myself in the mirror while slapping my face and calling myself a dirty baby with a Buffalo Bill affectation. I also like collecting your dryer lint in a shoe box and feeding it lettuce once a day, then petting it and letting it know that it's a pretty bunny. A pretty, pretty bunny.

I'd like to meet:

Any one who "gets it".

Music:

13 & God, Aesop Rock, All Out Assault, Arab Strap, Atmosphere, Barry Adamson, Beta Band, Bonobo, Bright Eyes, C-Ray Walz, Clouddead, Cursive, Dalek, David Bowie, Death Cab for Cutie, Decoded Feedback, Delgados, DJ Shadow, Dose One, The Faint, Frank Sinatra, Guitar, Hellfish, The Hives, Immortal Technique, Jedi Mind Tricks, Jinx, JJ72, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Masta Ace, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mobb Deep, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, The Murder City Devils, Neutral Milk Hotel, The New Pornographers, Nick Cave, Omid, Pedro The Lion, The Pixies, Portishead, Pulp, Ratatat, Rjd2, Saetia, Sage Francis, Saul Williams, Sole, Sneaker Pimps, Sparklehorse, Sparta, The Strokes, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, Themselves, Tom Waits, Tomoyasu Hotei, Tool, Tortoise, Tricky, Weezer, Yann Tiersenn, Afghan Whigs, Cunninglinguists, Leonard Cohen, Soul Coughing, and I'm probably forgetting quite a few.

Movies:

Takashi Miike, David Lynch, John Waters, Russ Meyer, Stanley Kubrick, Bunuel, Tartovsky, Pasolini, Fellini, Tarantino, Jarmusch, Film Noir, Trainspotting, Children of Paradise, etc...

Television:

Tele...vision?

Books:

Leonard Cohen, Haruki Murakami, Alan Watts, Phillip K. Dick, Neal Stephenson, Anthony Burgess, Irvine Welsh, Lao-Tzu, Danielewski, Pynchon, Nabokov, Douglas Hofstadter, Clive Barker, Grant Morrison

Heroes:

Jim Jones, the Marquis de Sade

My Blog

Beyond the boards the forest begins...

I haven't wrote anything in a long time. Not on here, anyway. The reason for this is that it mostly feels like masturbation; I'm mostly doing it because I like to see that little counter to the left g...
Posted by PulpJesus on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:43:00 PST

The Boredoms, Henry Rollins, Sushi

Mmhmm, that sums up my weekend, in that order; The Boredoms on Friday, Henry Rollins on Saturday, and sushi on Sunday. Oooh mama. I’ll admit that I’d never heard of The Boredoms prior to T...
Posted by PulpJesus on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:55:00 PST

I know nobody cares

I know, but I have to share with someone, anyone, and it helps that I can't visually see someone's lack of amusement when I'm about to waste their time. I was looking at my netflix queue to see what I...
Posted by PulpJesus on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:52:00 PST

Golf

For the first time, yesterday, I went to the driving range on invite from my dad. Hitting golf balls is a lot harder than they make it look. I won't elaborate because I can't think of way to explain w...
Posted by PulpJesus on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:28:00 PST

If I could be any kind of tree...

I'd still want a fucking cigarette. I've quit, but it's only been a day and I'm a little antsy. Nicotrol gum has become a good friend. I know there's all that great stuff about not getting cancer and ...
Posted by PulpJesus on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:40:00 PST

"That’s some roughneck shit, right there"

Or so said one tattoo artist on Tuesday when I finally got the the last bar on my stomach filled in. YAYES! After I go in to get stuff touched up, it'll all be over, at least until I decide on a new o...
Posted by PulpJesus on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:45:00 PST

I love John Waters

I made it a point today to go out and get myself a copy of Pink Flamingos because you're not really a connoisseur of trash and sleaze until you do. This was mostly prompted by a watching several docum...
Posted by PulpJesus on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:26:00 PST

I, Bastard

It's time to confess one of my greatest not-so-guilty pleasures: fucking with people in traffic that ride my ass. I've gotten damn good at it, too. I've gone well beyond just slowing to exactly the sp...
Posted by PulpJesus on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:23:00 PST

Saturday

I made the trip to Portland with my brother to see the Bodyworlds 3 exhibit. That was good stuff. That's the one where they inject dead bodies with plastic and put them into neat poses, mostly without...
Posted by PulpJesus on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:02:00 PST

Ah coulda been a contenda

So yesterday, I get a happy little letter from Wells Fargo telling me that the account that I had supposedly closed had become overdrawn and they're going to charge me a million dollars a day until I ...
Posted by PulpJesus on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:09:00 PST