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Toni

Diseased toddlers shouldn't lick grown up's straws... I'm icky sick... but I love the little freak.

About Me



My Interests

Right now, I spend a lot of time thinking about college basketball. I love college basketball. I would marry college basketball. I would have college basketball's baby.

I'd like to meet:

A hippopotamus.

Music:



Movies:

Anything funny though The Neverending Story is probably my favorite of all times.
Movies with animated characters make me cry far more easily than movies with human actors.
I rarely watch movies. However, I do buy most new ones that appear to be something I'd enjoy. I'm saving them for a time when I have nothing else (better) to do... I'm a dork.
I also really love fun movies like X-Men, Spiderman, Batman, etc. REALLY looking forward to the TNMT movie... I'm special like that ya know?

Television:


It might seem like I watch a lot of tv but it's only through the grace of my DV-R that I ever see anything... YAY technology, I've not been without it for the last 4 years and I'll never give it up!
The Office
Grey's Anatomy
CSI Miami
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Oz (RIP)
Dexter anything on ancient history
Entourage
College Basketball
How I Met Your Mother
Las Vegas
all Law & Order's
The Simpsons
30 Rock
King of the Hill
Futurama (rest in peace)
Desperate Housewives
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report

Books:



Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Toni
Birthday: 1/10/79
Birthplace: Western NC Mountains
Current Location: Eastern NC Beach
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Red
Height: 5'6''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Mountain folk...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Barefoot baby!
Your Weakness: My Nephew
Your Fears: Final Destination type death
Your Perfect Pizza: Mr. Gatti's Alfredo Chicken...mmmm
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Plan the next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sorry, I forgot I was on im
Thoughts First Waking Up: Too tired to think
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: I'm a night owl
Your Most Missed Memory: The ones I've not yet been able to create
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Checkers
Single or Group Dates: Bleh, dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: None, I HATE tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Starbucks' White Mocha is the only coffee I drink
Do you Smoke: no, never
Do you Swear: a lot
Do you Sing: sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: almost always
Have you Been in Love: maybe
Do you want to go to College: for the rest of my life
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: on occasion
Do you get Motion Sickness: If I have a migraine
Do you think you are Attractive: Doesn't everyone?
Are you a Health Freak: Naturopath more than "health freak"
Do you get along with your Parents: over the phone
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: piano, flute, and violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sure
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: lots of antibiotics
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ha!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hell to the nah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: gross
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nada
In the past month have you been on Stage: wtf?
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: zero
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: absolutely not
Ever been Drunk: possibly
Ever been called a Tease: it could have happened
Ever been Beaten up: good times
Ever Shoplifted: accidentally
How do you want to Die: without knowing I'm dying
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: medium
Height: tall
Weight: not skinny
Best Clothing Style: J Crew'ish
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: no idea
Number of Piercings: only ears
Number of Tattoos: I'm a wuss
Number of things in my Past I Regret: trying to let go of all that nonsense

My Blog

Super dorky but...

This made me tear up a little... A big part of growing up in the mountains was waking up early on snow days to watch the forecast and PRAY for your county's name to roll across the bottom of the scre...
Posted by Toni on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:44:00 PST

Social Workery Type Peoples...

Stumbled upon this website and it..s incredibly awesome as a sort of non-stigmatizing approach to mental illness.I LOVE it and am going to start using it w/my clients!www.halfofus.com
Posted by Toni on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:35:00 PST

Shrek 3

First of all, funny Neph story... I have dozens..but this one relates to Shrek. He adores him...has since birth...seriously... I have 1/2 memorized b/c we have watched them so much. However, even t...
Posted by Toni on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:22:00 PST

Spiderman 3

Ok, I haven't slept at all since driving 400 miles from Waynesville...so this should be fun... I'm still harboring a lot of disappointment w/this one.First, my love for spidey is unending. Those com...
Posted by Toni on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:16:00 PST

NEW Thingee since I'm too lazy to delete jobs... MOVIE REVIEWS...

If you know me, you know I see about as many movies every year as I have ears... and I only have two... so, ya know, not a lot. However, something about this year is different. Growing old and sacr...
Posted by Toni on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:59:00 PST

so much coolness out there...

Research Assistant Education: Bachelor (BA, BS, etc.)Location: Washington, District of Columbia, 20036, United StatesPosted by: National Academy for State Health PolicyJob Category: ResearchSalary: N...
Posted by Toni on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:50:00 PST

definitely drooling over this job...

Policy Associate Education: Bachelor (BA, BS, etc.)Location: Washington, District of Columbia, 20037, United StatesPosted by: Women In GovernmentJob Category: Public PolicySalary: mid-30'sLast day to...
Posted by Toni on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:36:00 PST

This job would be GREAT paired w/an oncall or night or pt psych/mental health position...

..> COORD, VOLUNTEER SVCS Requisition Number 400089566 Auto req ID 6944BR Location Durham Duke Entity DUKE HOSPITAL Department Name ONCOLOGY RECREATION THERAPY Shift First/Day Full Time / Pa...
Posted by Toni on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:51:00 PST

ooooh, if only I didn't suck @ spss...

Policy Analyst, KCMU Salary: Commensurate w/experience.Education: Master (MA, MSW, etc.)Location: Washington, District of Columbia, 20005, United StatesPosted by: Kaiser Family FoundationJob Category...
Posted by Toni on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:15:00 PST

I wish I was qualified for this job... I ADORE IT!

ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF MEDIA RELATIONS  POLICY Reply to: [email protected]: 2007-03-26, 3:55PM EDTPlanned Parenthood Federation of America (PPFA), the country's oldest and most trusted family plan...
Posted by Toni on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:41:00 PST