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About Me

The bottom line, ladies and gentlemen, as you very well know, is the only way to stay strong is to create value, that's why you buy stock, to have it go up. If there's any other reason, I've never hear it.

That's all I'm saying...it's you people who own Myspace, not them, they work for you and they've done a lousy job of it. Get rid of them fast, before you all get sick and die. I may be an opportunist, but if these clowns did a better job, I'd be out of work.

In the last seven deals I've been in, there were 2.3 million stockholders that actually made a pretax profit of $12 billion. When I bought the Ixtlan Corporation it was in the exact same position Myspace is today -- I turned three of its companies private and I sold four others -- and each of these companies, liberated from the suffering Tom has prospered.

I am not a destroyer of companies, I am a liberator of them. The point is, ladies and gentlemen, greed is good. Greed works, greed is right. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed in all its forms, greed for life, money, love, knowledge, has marked the upward surge of mankind -- and greed, mark my words -- will save not only Myspace but that other malfunctioning corporation called the Interwebnet.

My Interests

80's War Rooms

Turning it up to 11

Renagade robot cops with nothing to lose

Time machines

Capitalist stock exchange rooms

Extra lives

I'd like to meet:

Hedonism...face to face

..To dream the impossible dream

To fight the unbeatable foe

To bear with unbearable sorrow

To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong

To love pure and chaste from afar

To try when your arms are too weary

To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest

To follow that star

No matter how hopeless

No matter how far

To fight for the right

Without question or pause

To be willing to march into Hell

For a heavenly cause

And I know if I'll only be true

To this glorious quest

That my heart will lie peaceful and calm

When I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this

That one man, scorned and covered with scars

Still strove with his last ounce of courage

To reach the unreachable star

You're the best kid, you're the best

Harry Chapin-Cats In The Cradle

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Music:

Metal, 80's electro, old skool hip-hop, HWAY LEWIS

Movies:

Fear and Loathing, anything by John Huges, anything with Arnie in with the exception of Junior, and all the gangster classics. ..

Books:

1984, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson, George Orwell, Johnny Cash, H R Giger

My Blog

Let us dare to be powerful

Howdy boys and girls.It's been a long time since I've done any sort of decent update, for this I apologise immediately. It's not as if I actually know of anybody that pays any close attention to this ...
Posted by Chairman Rawstone on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

MASTER EXPLODER

Hostels, like most things in life, in order to be maneuvered in a reasonably effective manner, removed from embarrassment and discomfort have to be gone at with a set sequence of moves and a degree of...
Posted by Chairman Rawstone on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:02:00 PST

Drunken Maneuvers In The Dark

There are a few things in life, in my opinion, that you should always be worried about. For instance, catching hepatitis from a public toilet seat or getting your tie caught in the fucking paper shred...
Posted by Chairman Rawstone on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:41:00 PST

How to make a rapid exit.

Arh, life in Acapulco, its hot and bothered, all hustle and bustle, if its not cars exploding from over heating its the god damn Mexicans and their morning shreaks. Im kidding of course, theyre not da...
Posted by Chairman Rawstone on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:02:00 PST

Flashpoint!

It seems to me the Latino women have quite the propensity for fatness. This may come across as inherently racist, much the same as saying black people are good at sports, Japanese people are naturally...
Posted by Chairman Rawstone on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST

'We're gunna need a bigger boat' - JAWS

Well, I want to write, I always have, this is my first real attempt at creative writing. I have bad grammar and terrible punctuation, Im working on it and I acknowledge it, however, Ive got little tim...
Posted by Chairman Rawstone on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:07:00 PST

We are the ones that must sport the position.

Jesus jumped up Christ its about fucking time, plans are finally coming together with the speed and accuracy I have become accustomed to, Acapulco is on the horizon with the heat haze of Hollywood in ...
Posted by Chairman Rawstone on Sun, 21 May 2006 07:21:00 PST

I'm a God Damn Phenom!

www.breadontoast.com Arh, hello there, I trust you're well? It's been an outstanding eight or nine months, a cannon fired sledge ride though walls of dark whiskey, indecent prose and in places, twitch...
Posted by Chairman Rawstone on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:29:00 PST

...And I mean seriously motherfucker

Everything is progressing at an extreme rate of knots, its been about 6 months since I left uni and in that time Ive become a regular and praised contributor on a national music magazine, Zero Magaz...
Posted by Chairman Rawstone on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 04:31:00 PST

I AM THE FIRE

I was going to do something but i cant fucking remember now, anyway, here's my magazine, its fucking ace ...
Posted by Chairman Rawstone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST