I'd like to meet:
Janette Krankie in a hotub. The other one can watch me 'making beast' with his midget boywife. FANDABIDOZI!!!
Music:
Fanny Forest, The Braillettes, Pooh Man, Baha Men, Afro Man, The Sensitive Tips, Glans, Toothpaste Party, Guinea Pig Fightback, Coiled Steamer, Spam Man, Fritters, Spoonbill Harry, Dick Dick and the Dicks, Barry Gibb.
Movies:
Biker Boyz - anything with Kid Rock in - he's a talented actor isn't he? Real range. Anything without Baffleck is usually a safe bet.
Television:
smellyvision, wellyvision, Terry's Vision.
Books:
have words in HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Excuse me I am sorry...
Heroes:
would be nuffink widout villains, y'get me?