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laura cairns

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About Me

I like participating in dazzling conversation, eating, dancing, doing my sums, talking to the nurse, shouting, practising my best handwriting, stubbing my right toe over and over again yet never learning to pick my feet up, moaning, crying out in pain to attract attention and sympathy from others, lying to close friends, arguing about catholicism, stripping for cash, getting mugged, eyeballing turps for giggles, getting well kinky, washing children's mouths out with soap, happy slapping, singing noel edmund's praises, dealing drugs outside old firm games, and shaking in such a way that it resembles a fit.

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I want a coooooool rider, A cool, cool, cool, cool rider. I want a coooooool rider, A cool, cool, cool, cool rider. I want a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R. I need a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R.