About Me

Out of the bowels of South Jersey comes a band with the politics of the Dead Kennedys, the voice of DRI, the rhythm of Green Day, and the IN-YOUR-FACE attitude of Michael Moore. It's Max the Dork , driving the huge 18-wheeler of bad taste and piss and vinegar straight down the highway of social sensibility. We step on toes, we spit in faces, and no we will not leggo your eggo so don't even ask. Coming soon to a strip mall near you. Stagedivers wanted.
You know what? We like to have fun (-:
401 Records
maxthedork.com

Voted "One of the Best Local Live Bands of South Jersey" in the Courier Post, 2006 and 2007

New Album Out Now!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/12/2004
Band Website: maxthedork.com
Band Members: Click on a band member to go to his Myspace page
Maximillian von Dorkenstein
Vocals, Guitars, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Ukulele

Ramon Carlos Alvarez
Live Drums and Bass, Backing Vocals, Occasional SFX

Influences: Green Day (MAJOR influence), DRI, Circle Jerks, Dead Kennedys, NOFX, The Bedrockers, The Ruckus, New York Dolls, The Stooges, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Suicidal Tendencies, Dead Milkmen, Minutemen, Violent Femmes, The Plasmatics, Siouxie and the Banshees, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, "Weird" Al Yankovic, and of course, INTENSE MUTILATION
Sounds Like: Green Day, Dead Kennedys, DRI, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Black Flag, The Offspring
Record Label: 401 Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

The thing is

maxthedork: Look, if you, I mean, it is like, so, if you take the, here's the thing, when you, I mean, so, sometimes people, sometime, you can, I mean, how is it that, just because you, for every, the...
Posted by Max the Dork on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 02:52:00 PST

I are drum

Jason Deadcat asked me to play drums for him and how could I refuse? The opportunity to play with two former members of The Positives, also two former members of Amonia and Bleach (later Fuck So...
Posted by Max the Dork on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:13:00 PST

NaNoWriMo Again

NaNoWriMo is National Novel Writing Month. Basically you have 30 days to crank out 50,000 words which means you have to do about 1,667 a day, and which also means it's more like a novella at 110...
Posted by Max the Dork on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:19:00 PST

I’m like, famous and stuff

So this weekend was the big vgXpo (Video Game Expo) in Philadelphia. Last year was the first year I went with my son Rob, and we saw all these awesome cosplayers, particularly a sweet Luigi and ...
Posted by Max the Dork on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:43:00 PST

All they had to do was win.

Up three games to one, it's looking like the Indians are letting this series get away from them. Crap.Not that I'm an Indians fan but I'd rather they win than the goddamn Sox. I hate Curt Schill...
Posted by Max the Dork on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:18:00 PST

Christmas Wish List 2007

I know Christmas is like, two months away or something. But every year the Christmas season starts earlier and earlier. Last month (less than a week after Labor Day) I was lamenting the fa...
Posted by Max the Dork on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:05:00 PST

Despite the fact I’m not a college student...

I still eat Ramen damn near every day. Why? Because it's cheap. And it tastes good. And it's horribly bad for you. Fuck the surgeon general. I say, eat all the salt...
Posted by Max the Dork on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:08:00 PST

Things I learned from Dino Comics

- A hyphen makes it look like an icon or avatar is talking. - Kind of like a word balloon? - Yes, but not so much the balloon, but at least the string....
Posted by Max the Dork on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:24:00 PST

Sorry, I’m not home right now

I'm walking in the spiderwebs so leave a message and I'll call you back.Remember when No Doubt didn't suck? What ever happened to that?Oh yeah. It was Moby. I'd like to hop in a time machine a...
Posted by Max the Dork on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:08:00 PST

Eagles Fight Song!

I just want to set the record straight, that's all. Someone created a bogus site for the Eagles' Pep Band on Myspace. Now, I'm a big fan of the EPB and everything they do. They do an...
Posted by Max the Dork on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:29:00 PST