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Mr. Hygiene

The only time I kid around is when I'm babysitting.

About Me


I write...quite well, I might add. ( read my blogs )
I've started on 9 books(only 3 are past infant stages), and a musical.
I'm eventually going start my own magazine.
I've been reading like a book a week lately. Recommend one?
I come up with most of my own myspace headlines.
I like dumb jokes and puns.
I like to dance.
I work out...but I'm not a gym rat or anything.
I like to party.
I'm perfectly happy going on a picnic and blowing bubbles or watching a good boxing match.
I like to customize the clothes I have...Patches, buttons, fading, designs, whatever.
I act my age about 57% of the time.
I like sports, alot.
I love Philadelphia.
I like smart, independent women.
Oh, and I love girls with big, nay - HUGE...vocabularies. Hot
.
I learn from my mistakes, but mostly other peoples mistakes.
I write rhymes and freestyle. Trying to finish an EP by this Summer.
I go to church on sundays in west philly.
I love all kinds of music.
I am pretty good at this internet stuff.
I've got some geeky tendencies.
When people first talk to me, they say they expected me to sound "blacker" ... what does that mean, anyway? Not so eloquent or polished?
I like to shop. Especially thrift stores. It's like treasure hunting, really.
I like friends.
Mr. Hygiene's current list of things to do before he kicks the bucket(not in order):
  • Put out a hip hop album
  • Go to scribble jam
  • Run my own business helping people get jobs
  • Go to Rio, London, and Italy
  • Write for Marvel or DC comics
  • Be mayor of Philadelphia
  • Start my own magazine
  • Hook up with Cree Summer, Lisa Bonet, and Alicia Keys
  • Teach kids...like at a school.
  • Run a tv station
  • Do voices for a cartoon
  • Coach high school football
  • Play a villain in a movie or play Lead sing in a band that plays TV and cartoon theme songs Go to an Eagles Super Bowl parade
  • Start a t-shirt company
  • Write a book or two
  • See these people in concert: E&A , Ben Folds, They Might Be Giants , Blueprint ,Jay-Z
  • Audition for a reality show
  • Go to an Eagles game

  • Your Seduction Style: Magical Awesomeness
    Your seduction skills are off the chaaain homey. How did you even score so high as to get this ranking? You're even past the natural seducers. You attract women via some otherworldly magical force, somewhere on the level of Chuck Norris's fighting, Michael Jordan's basketball ability, and Bill Clinton's slickness.
    Forget being a men amongst boys, you're a t-rex amongst turtles - and not ninja ones either. Girls don't just flirt with you, they flort.(which was rumored to disappear in ancient rome)
    Your bloodline is likely to be traced to King Arthur, King Solomon, and Elvis Presley. (the king) You make girls scream like when they are in the front row at a Justin Timberlake concert and he reaches out to touch their fingertips. I know that's a long description, but dude, that's so you.
    Use your powers for good, and you can make the world a better, happier place.
    What Kind of Seducer Are You?
    ::Read my writing here::
    ... and if you don't like my writing?
    Instant message me if you want a laugh or you're just plain bored.

    AIM at me at Mister Hygiene

    HELP ME WRITE MY BOOK!
    ROTFL: The Book of random IM's and such

    My Interests

    Sports (pro and college), Faith, WRITING, Music as a whole, Hanging around the city of Philadelphia, Going out dancing with friends, making babies smile, Going to parties, HOLLERTRONIX, Hip Hop(I write and freestyle), the EAGLES, Sixers, Flyers, and Phillies, (yeah even them) sticking it to the man, Feminism and Womanism, Afrocentricity, trying to change things for the better...

    What else? Well there's... City of Heroes, 80's cartoons, Burning DVD's, Some video games, movies, Comic books(Spider-Man, and the like), ebay, cooking, Craigslist, Computers, lots of stuff. Oh, and cute kids.

    I'd like to meet:


    People who are awesome.
    Anyone who loves where they live.
    People who love hip-hop, not "RAP" but hip-hop and all of its elements.
    Amateur / Underground MC's
    People who collect/read comics.
    Someone who can hook me up with a sweet job. Like taste testing ice cream.
    People with cool hobbies.
    People who are extremely spontaneous.
    Anyone who has alot of money...preferably that they will give me.
    People who HATE the dallas cowboys.
    Cool people who play video games.
    Someone who can show me how to fix cars.
    People who like animals.
    Someone who admits to being a geek/dork.
    People who like to go out dancing.
    Someone to go to concerts with.
    Anyone who's read my blogs and has earned geek points.

    People who can teach me things.
    People who message me before friend requesting me...or at least unprivate your profile, yeesh...how am I supposed to know if you're cool enough or not to be my friend based on one picture?!?
    People who know how to make waffles with chocolate chips embedded in them.
    Alistair Cookie, from Monsterpiece Theatre.
    You're automatically earning cool points if you: * Know what craigslist is * Know who Homestar runner is * Root for Philadelphia teams. * Watch Adult Swim * Like to dance * Shop at thrift stores * Appreciate live music * Listen before forming an opinion.

    I'd also like to meet ANYONE who wants to join my group, aka the best myspace group EVER.
    CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE MYSPACE PARTY CRASHERS
    THE MYSPACE PARTY CRASHER SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE! GET YOURS NOW!

    Click to go to the shop! Customizable names and numbers!

    Mr. Hygiene has 1200ish
    Friends...approximately. Do you want to be one?!?!?
    Small Pro

    Sheed

    Tough Cookie

    Megatron

    Su P. Baby

    Bot

    Grumblecakes

    Defi Logik

    Murdock and Magnum, Philly's hottest new sports blog

    The Roominator

    Jewelzzzz

    Sean The Villain

    Neen

    Yvy

    Philly's best storyteller

    DBF

    Look at all my amazing friends...
    ...p.s. this "top" list changes regularly. Kind of. Not really.

    Music:

    Too much music...Underground Hip-Hop, intelligent hip-hop, etc. As in: Atmosphere, One Be Lo, Louis Logic, Cool Calm Pete, Immortal Technique, K-OS, Akir, Talib Kwali, Okwerdz, Louis Logic, Cannibal Ox, Aesop Rock, Eyedea&Abilities, CRayzWalz, Jean Grae, iCON the Mic King, Illogic, Blueprint, Common, The Roots, Modest Mouse, Subliminal Orphans, Jedi Mind Tricks, etc etc etc. I don't just like hip hop though, I'm into mostly anything that sounds good. The radio generally is weak, but I've been known to rock out to everything from System of a Down, to Coldplay...true story.
    ...Weezer, Eminem, GNARLS BARKLEY, Okwerdz, Five Iron Frenzy, Billy Joel, Ben Folds (Five), Avril Lavigne, John Reilly Band , Soul Kitchen , Josh Komoroski, N.E.R.D, Cat Power, They Might Be Giants, NESkimos, The Minibosses, Slick Rick, Kanye West, Chino XL, 50 Cent pre-shady records, Deftones, Far From Gorgeous, Chili Peppers, Good Charlotte, White Stripes, Talib Kwali, John Legend, Mos Def, Kool Keith, Missy Elliot, Less than Jake, KJ-52, Cross Movement, showtunes, tv theme songs, and various others.

    Movies:

    There's just wayyy too many movies to mention...okay, well here's a few.Garden State, Breakin' , Transformers(the Cartoon), Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Nothing to Lose, Casino Royale, Sicko, Best in Show, Aladdin, Hercules(Disney), A Mighty Wind, Pay it Forward, Big Fish, Spider-Man 1-3, X-Men 1-3, Catch me if you can, Remember the Titans, Rush Hour 1-3, Hunt for Red October, Oceans 11, Drunken Master and Return of, Superman 1-2, Star Wars 4-6, Rocky, Zoolander, Anything with Bruce Lee, Spellbound, Old School, Thank you for Smoking, The Matrix(the first one)...

    Television:

    Everybody Hates Chris, The Office, Heroes, My Name is Earl, Avatar, Cheap Seats, Family Guy, Harvey Birdman, Teen Titans, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Law and Order, Scrubs, Reno 911, Chapelle Show, White Rapper Show, The Surreal Life, the NFL, the NBA, The NHL Playoffs, Justice League Unlimited, Megas XLR, a dose of Sportscenter-G4tv-MTV when something good is on.

    Books:

    I LOVE reading. Stand and Deliver, Moneyball, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Millionaires, The First Counsel, Apathy - And Other Small Victories, Cut and Run, Split Second, The Tenth Justice, Anansi Boys, Runaway Jury, Friday Night Lights, The LOTR books, Tom Clancy novels, A Case for Faith, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Pledged, Independence Day, Catch me if you Can, the B-i-b-l-e...anything by Christopher Moore, Brad Meltzer, David Baldacci, Grisham, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, or Alex Ross. Also, comics and various magazines.

    Heroes:

    Razor Ramon, Shaft, Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh, Brad Meltzer, Bruce Lee, Dave Chappelle, The Marshalances, DJ Larry Bananas, my dad and grandad, TheMaddProducer, Rashid, Akambi, Avila, Small Professor, Chris Rock, Jeremy Piven, Charles Barkley, Aaron McGruder, and... Spider-Man.

    My Blog

    How to drive a girl absolutely WILD!

    Who needs Cosmo when you've got Spidey?(also, you can consider this a follow up to Post(ed) Secrets...except this obviously focuses on women) Most girls like shopping. If you didn't realize this; plea...
    Posted by Mr. Hygiene on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 09:09:00 PST

    How to avoid "the Friend Zone"

    Now, as I'm sure you're aware - there are some zones that are good.Examples:Discovery ZoneThe opposing team's end zone (in football)"The" Zone - as in: "Not now chief, I'm in The Zone"and my favorite:...
    Posted by Mr. Hygiene on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:00:00 PST

    Are you "That Girl?"

    Like I stated in the last entry, most people know about "that guy." As a matter of fact, after I wrote that piece, I found an article in Details Magazine that was just like it (our lists were almost e...
    Posted by Mr. Hygiene on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:44:00 PST

    Are YOU "That Guy"?

    It doesn't matter where you go to school, or where you work, almost everyone knows "That Guy".He's everywhere nowadays...a bizarre and horrible amalgamation of pop culture, men's magazines, mass media...
    Posted by Mr. Hygiene on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:36:00 PST

    The Seven Habits of Highly Effective ... Pokemon Trainers...

    Readers!I choose you!So people are always telling me how to live my life. Do this! Do that! Try the extra-spicy curry! Dude, date siamese twins! Invest in Swiffers! Help me do these ten shots! Vote fo...
    Posted by Mr. Hygiene on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 05:44:00 PST

    Dr. Fakenstein.

    Single, or attached ladies between the ages of 18 and 25...please observe a moment of silence for your relationships or future relationships. There is a rapidly growing number of men who are, and will...
    Posted by Mr. Hygiene on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:22:00 PST

    The Relationship Rulez (aka have some CAKE!)

    I wrote a pulse the other day that explained the two things you need to know about relationships.Those two things can be broken down into two itty bitty, bite-sized, 1 calorie sentences:Men are dumb.W...
    Posted by Mr. Hygiene on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:04:00 PST

    Who’s YOUR daddy?

    It's been said that anyone can be a father --- but not everyone can be a dad.I would like to add to this.Some men can be a dad...but good luck being as awesome as MY dad.People stop me in the street s...
    Posted by Mr. Hygiene on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:15:00 PST

    Welcome to the Jungle! (gym)

    Hey! You! Slacker! Look at your calendar!Yup, that's right. It's unofficially summer, which means you gotta get in shape for the beach and the pool!Why!? Cause popular American culture says so! So put...
    Posted by Mr. Hygiene on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:11:00 PST

    Mr. Hygiene’s Mom

    Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I wonder...How in the heck did I get so awesome? It's not an ego/arrogance thing. It's just an observation. If I wasn't me, I'd still think I was totally...
    Posted by Mr. Hygiene on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:19:00 PST