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B. Classic

Now, you do know what orders is, right? Orders, is ORDEZ...LMAO

About Me

Disclaimer: I strongly suggest that no one take anything that I say on my page too personally for two reasons: 1) You aren't that important and 2) I have a very random sense of humor and I usually mean no harm by it.
I am not in the business of sending "hidden messages". It's not cool, mature or even worth the time. However, I will talk about your mom...openly and publicly...just like her homosexuality...
SERIOUSLY, everything I say should be taken with a grain of salt. I mean, you could strike back, but do you really need a problem like me in your life? Really? j/k I'm harmless, but that sounded cool, huh?
"A great woman knows her limits, but a wise woman knows she has NONE!"
This year has been all about testing limits and seeing how far one can go with them and I have learned that mine are endless.
I have been reveling in my "Bystander Buzz"...I hear it, but I'm not listening. I'm so simple sometimes. Who knew an inside joke could cut so deep?

My Interests

What is Dezi thinkin about?

I have many interests and in the great words of Ms. Takia, I know many things. I have a great appreciation for random knowledge. For example, you have a 2% chance of being left handed if neither of your parents are left-handed. See? Random as f**k!
I have the strangest fascination with scaring small children...actually, I like scaring the shit out of people, period. Don't ask why...
I am interested in bettering (if that's even a word) myself. I read A LOT...this has given me the gift of perception and the ability to see things from more than one point of view. I have never been nor will I ever be a closed minded person. There's a first time for everything, right?
I am interested in understanding why life in Seattle is so stagnant...help me understand that, then maybe we can work on figuring out cold fusion...lol
I don't concern myself too much with what goes on outside of my family. I'm pretty lame like that...it's my way of staying out of trouble.

I'd like to meet:

STEVIE WONDER, Tina Turner, and Sade.

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Music:


I would totally argue with ANYONE (your mom included), that Stevie Wonder is the greatest musical GENIUS ever.

I am the BIGGEST Stevie Wonder fan, EVER!! Like, seriously, I thought he was my dad until I was nine years old...lol...Among those that I admire the most, you will also find Jay-Z and Kanye West. Other than that, a little bit of everything really: it just has to sound good and have a purpose (think Mos Def, Talib Kweli), nuthin too raunchy. Only one guilty pleasure: Too Short! You gotta love him!

Movies:


Lucky Number Slevin!! If you ain't hip, you need to get that way real quick!!

Can't live without: The Color Purple, Scarface, yes Scarface, The Descent, Super Troopers (or anything with Broken Lizard), I Am Sam...(don't hate, bitches...it shows I have PERSONALITY!), The Green Mile, Grandma's Boy and Anything with Eddie Murphy before 1990

Television:

Lately it's been 30 Rock, Family Guy and Scrubs...all are so damn random!! Much like my sense of humor...

Books:

The Color of Water - James McBride. I suggest everyone who has had the hard knock life read this book. You will learn that just because your life sucks, that doesn't mean that you have to become a porduct of your environment. Set your sights (and standards) high!!
Anything written by James Patterson...I love suspense!! I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings - Maya Angelou

Heroes:

Myself, Dezi, Shinola, Brandon, Condola, Ebony, Dennis, R'Neisha and Dy'Meir!! My great-grandma instilled nothing short of the best morals and values into me. She once told me that, "if it ain't to save your life, there is no reason to lie." Today you have a person that will never steer you wrong. I am who I am because of her...the good parts of me anyway.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brandy
Birthday: 05/15/1982
Birthplace: Seattle, WA
Current Location: Renton, WA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Depends on the light
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left baby! We are a minority and therefore, the only ones in our right minds...lol
Your Heritage: Ummmm...Black and blacker?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pumas
Your Weakness: a purple pack of Skittles...lol
Your Fears: Having to choose between key lime soda and a purple pack of Skittles...lol
Your Perfect Pizza: Can't lose wit pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy a new car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I dunno
Thoughts First Waking Up: Get ya ass up! These bills ain't gonna pay themselves...
Your Best Physical Feature: My legs and my boobies!
Your Bedtime: Bedtime? Wit my grown ass?!
Your Most Missed Memory: Spendin time wit my best friend Pam (RIP)
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Both depending on the mood
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Peach Iced Tea, please
Chocolate or Vanilla: People or ice cream flavors? I have to go with chocolate on both...they taste better ;)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: NO!! Not my weapon of choice
Do you Swear: Are you new? Yeah, you're new. I said my first cuss word when I was 4, "this is some BULLSHIT!"
Do you Sing: Yes, but I am not good at it by any definition
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah!
Have you Been in Love: Yes...there was this pair of shoes...stole my heart
Do you want to go to College: Already been, but need to go back
Do you want to get Married: Why can't we just live together and have sex all the time without the commitment? lol
Do you belive in yourself: Of course! Who else will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I am spinning really fast
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes and so do you
Are you a Health Freak: Not in the least. I got to have extra cheese on my whopper!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, gives me a reason to lay my ass on the couch and watch TV
Do you play an Instrument: Is the liquor bottle an instrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Define drugs...?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope...dating is lame
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not intentionally, but that jersey is mine now!
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: Not recently, a little too grown for that
Ever been Beaten up: Hell no
Ever Shoplifted: Naw...never been much of a thief.
How do you want to Die: Peacefully with my family close
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't plan on growing up soooo...next!
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Don't matter
Short or Long Hair: Don't matter
Height: doesn't really matter as long I can't see clear across the top of his head!
Weight: Don't matter
Best Clothing Style: I admire individuality
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nothin outside of weed, but I ain't no smoker
Number of CDs I own: Dunno
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. I love the person that I have become...and so do you :)
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My Blog

The Bystander Buzz

If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:a purple pack of skittles, a Stevie Wonder Greatest Hits CD, a fart machine and the movie 'Grandma's Boy' I have an irrational fear of:8 yea...
Posted by B. Classic on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:43:00 PST

*Rolling my eyes*

Ever sit and watch a really predictable movie? I keep changing the channel and everytime it comes back around, it's right at the part where I knew it would be. Lame and predictable...*yawning* I'm get...
Posted by B. Classic on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:01:00 PST

What's a nice way to say...?

How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?"Classic" is such a cool word...it means being the first to do something and having EVERYONE else follow in your footsteps.What song are you listening to...
Posted by B. Classic on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:01:00 PST

We all know this to be true...

I am totally flippin' awesome, but I can be a little...sort of...okay, VERY fuckin selfish!! What sucks is my tendency to be insensitive, passive and downright rude does not counteract these habits......
Posted by B. Classic on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

The randomness that is

I took AP english in high school (respect it) and we did this really cool assignment where we had to write our thoughts, BUT the trick was you had to write what you were thinking every 5 seconds....
Posted by B. Classic on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

She's So "Precious"

So I am sitting here going through this old box of stuff from high school...oh don't sit there and act like I am the ONLY person who keeps a box of high school memorabilia!! Anyhoo, I came across some...
Posted by B. Classic on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:59:00 PST

That's about all I'm gonna take out of yo little hatin' ass...

CONDOLA!!! Get off me, nigga!! Am I juicy? Am I sweet? Cuz ya always bitin' and shit...bite these nuts!! (I had to put you on blast forreal) I hope this teaches you a lesson about f***in' wit me!! Lu...
Posted by B. Classic on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:10:00 PST

Caution: Excessive Use of the Word 'Fuck'

First, I gotta thank yall for the messages, texts and comments. I didn't know getting old would be such a big deal! (Shout out to Gayle who has been looking forward to this day..LOL)Anyhoo, I had a gr...
Posted by B. Classic on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:44:00 PST

Quarter Century? Are you f***in' kiddin' me??!

"People pay for what they do, and still more, for what they have allowed themselves to become. And they pay for it simply: by the lives they lead." - James Baldwin I turn 25 tomorrow!! Funny how you s...
Posted by B. Classic on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:56:00 PST

I Live For Shock Value!

I always receive insane amounts of messages about my random assed bulletins, but the response to this one kinda set a record, so here it is for your enjoyment (and the enjoyment of those who haven't p...
Posted by B. Classic on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:14:00 PST