Dungeons and Dragons, rpgs,arsenic and old lace, rioting, blind ping pong with rocks instead of balls, winning a years supply of diapers, peeing in nature, finding holes in my socks, braille reading on pimply boys faces, eating with my fingers, putting tape up my nose, carrying jumper cables on the bus, throwing up on complete strangers, laughing at old people, getting a fourth wish out of my damn genie lamp, batting at string, human pinatas, creating games at work to amuse myself, giants, midgets,pi,dreaming in other languages,consecrating the house with my blood before a party, being devoted to my friends, even the really mean ones,filling my head with useless information, trying to be a better person, thinking and reflection on wrongful deeds, having at least one homeless friend, sleep9ing with coworkers,gunnery seargants screaming orders, press,press, and more press...
Sergio Leonne, Dead people carrying guns, indubitably, princesses, action adventurers, girls who squirt, trusting folk that have shady pasts, violent inmates in cages, Mr tree and his hundred thousand branches, Mrs tree, baby trees, the tiger that ripped out Siegfrieds(or was it Roys)F@..$$%n THROAT!!! Dungeon Masters, Lenny, Squiggy and the gang, my parole officer,hustlers, cheap tricks, uncle Buck,that hooker that stole my lighter last Saturday...
to my ears....
sex lies and videotape, tony rome, the most terrible day in my life, god is great...i'm not, the birds,bad lieutenant, the last starfighter, black rain, hellboy, schindlers list, waking life, the godfather, apocalypse now, dawn of the dead...both of them, night of the living dead, all the evil deads, and my personal fave ...mazes and monsters, california split, silent runnings, broadway danny rose, annie hall, husbands and wives, manhattan murder mystery, breaking the waves, tie me up tie me down, gosford park, y tu mama tambien, wild horses, ghostbusters, back to the future 1, groundhog day, lost in translation, elephant, gerry, tootsie, kramer vs kramer, smoke ii, robocop, ed wood, crumb, 12 monkeys, jumanji, jurassic park iii, die hard, stakeout, satyricon, alphaville, most herzog..that crazy bastard, tampopo, any godzilla, mst3k, any and all sergio leonne, rashomon, seven samurai, where the buffalo roam, fear and loathing, black hole, clash of the titans, blame it on rio, terrance malick films,island of dr. moreau(remake), bertolucci, polanski's the fearless vampire hunters or rosemarys baby or macbeth or knife in the water, the entity, the thing, the last american virgin, just one of the guys,lost in translation, girl with the pearl earring, atl, 2001;a space odyssey, starship troopers, ...
just movies....and netflix dvd season compilations.Commercials ruined it, and oh let's not forget the grade A reality shows and fix it bake it seal it wax it answer it 'suck it fuck it' TV shows.(Homage to Ken Ichigawa)The only commercials I want to see are at your local multiplex...bitches, huh! !!!!!!!! Fuck TIVO too.... haters??.... huh!(Please, no hate mail for these incendiary statements, believe me, I'm terrified of you already.)
Brazil by updike, late hemmingway, basically a lot of americana..some non-fiction, chinese lit., comics, R.A. Salvatore,David Sedaris...
The man who invented polyethelhydrafate and the woman who created red dye..12