Oh, Inverted Benko - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i wanna start fresh. leave behind a song and dance that is entirely way too characteristic of myself
i love getting to know people. But i hate finding out who they are
i needed a chakabuku- a swift spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever
bottom line is this: i dont really give a shit about what you do. as long as you do me no wrong your business is your business.
I find more and more that the less people i know, the happier i am
you can say many things about me. and most of them are probably true. but you can never question my integrity- thats something that will never falter
other than that, yes im extremely fucking loud
and yes i carry brass knuckles the majority of the time
and i get into fights that i shouldnt have started with stupid assholes who most likely deserved it....
but on the other hand...i try to help everyone ive ever met in even the most silly ways...
and im the friend you can always count on to take you out and drown your sorrows and listen to you cry
and i wear my heart on my sleeve...and then i spill it onto paper hoping someone will listen....
ive got more "balls" than most men you know
and probably hit harder than most of them too
Most people harbor a real fear of having a little piece of lead blasted through their flesh, and the drunker I get, the more it amuses me.
(if you know me, this statement pretty much says it all)
Vincenzo Bambino
an alter-ego for the most brilliant villian ever created

My Interests

writing. writing. writing.

twists on words and an ill fated shot to the heart

trying to figure out what will feed the fury and darken the night
this one time i liked this band called alkaline trio

hm. weird.

i like stupid music
i like stupid books
i miss the friends i never get to see
and always get to hear about
david cross.
johnny cash
hunter s. thompson
reading, writing, theory, speculation, love, and the lost.

I'd like to meet:

the catcher in the rye, the caller with no name, the song without a tune, the bird who cannot fly, the sickness with no cure, a lock without a key, a breeze with no wind, and someone who understands what i mean when i say nothing and everything at the same time.
a soul that never sleeps and fades when Im away

your voice like the sound of sirens, to a house on fire-youre saving me

Music:

im only double AA but im thinkin triple XXX.

alkaline trio.
the shins
blood brothers
orchid
whatever.
circle takes the square
moving units
chromatics
billy idol
faint
chamberlain
johnny cash
elliot smith
mates of state
DRAGONFORCE.
the heavens
motion city soundtrack
the good life
cursive
joan jett
horrorpops
the soundsand lately ive been kickin it back oldschool style...
goldfinger
millincolin
less than jake
grade
face to face
as friends rust
MSI!!!!!
lawrence arms
dougnuts and glory!!
there was life before PRINCE?! no way.
homegrown this list is gay and your mother.

Movies:

i like gore and i like it a lot.hehe i like zombies and i like them a lot. and the movies that they make about them
28 weeks later. this movie wins hands down. i saw it, went to bed, and dreamt about the sweetest tattoo ever.
TOXIC AVENGER!!!!!!!!!!
ichi the killer
six string samurai
pink flamingos
blow
hostel (carnage not quality)
irreversible
halloween (new and old)
grindhouse redux
the life aquatic
the longest yard
carlos mencia stand up
salton sea
SPUN
house of 1000 corpses
dawn of the dead
i have every season of buffy on dvd- fuck you.
i STILL hate romantic comedies.

Television:

buffy.

world cup soccer
court tv

Books:

i will in fact read you your rights. anything on criminology especially explanation of crime, case briefs (lame) so im able to re invent the stupidity of humanity, innovations in environmental law/and policing strategies- remember: its rehabilitation not retribution!

Heroes:

Elliot smith-who realized the truth just a bit sooner than the rest of us.

My Blog

10.30.07

its depressing really. how little time that we actually have with eachother. a man walks into my bar and orders a beer the other day. he is in from out of town visiting his old colleg...
Posted by Oh, Inverted Benko on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:35:00 PST

when they said life is like a box of chocolates....

I should have know i was going to get all the fucking bullshit candies that got left in the car for the arizona sun to melt into goo!!!! Life is consistantly- and always, about realizations.&nb...
Posted by Oh, Inverted Benko on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:02:00 PST

the things we know but never think to say

someone once told me that the older you get, the less friends you have. i thought nothing of it at the time except for the fact that when you get old youre all tired and shit and got the wife an...
Posted by Oh, Inverted Benko on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:55:00 PST

after recieving many phone calls of...

you called me last night and i have no idea what you were talking about...shedding some light on the events of the past evening... hahaha yes mandee i was wasted. nina you didnt call me back. and yes ...
Posted by Oh, Inverted Benko on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:30:00 PST

i need to know when...

the fuck my life is going to cease to be the most repetative bullshit story over and over again. Bahhhh!
Posted by Oh, Inverted Benko on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:00:00 PST

attn: ohio and chicago

list of events that are going on in the life of the benko. first and foremost, mr. bambino is getting his balls chopped off in 2 weeks yes yes, the little man is going to be the shell of a little man....
Posted by Oh, Inverted Benko on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 04:15:00 PST

do this to help my boys out!!!!!!!!

click on this link to vote for waiting for evangeline voting ends on aug. 15th do it now i promise it takes only 2 seconds. kthx http://www.myspace.com/gameriot...
Posted by Oh, Inverted Benko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST