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About Me

Good looking, intelligent, charming, well-hung, and modest.

The only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because everyone would be lost without my awesome fucking wisdom & majesty.

My Interests

Money.

I'd like to meet:

A nice young lady who likes to cook, clean, succumb to my wishes, has no gag reflex and likes anal. If you fit this description, please inquire within.

Music:

Isis, Neurosis, Pelican, Witchery, The Haunted, Last Call Brawlers, Les Prospitutes, Tragedy, Today is the Day. The list goes on, if it's driving, I'm into it.

Movies:

300, Idiocracy, Altered States, Starship Troopers, Predator, Full Metal Yakuza, Ichii The Killer

Television:

Ninja Warrior, Futurama, Heroes, My Name is Earl, The Office

Books:

There are very few authors who I will read and continue to keep interest in. There are two reasons I believe this and they are the following:
a) Most authors do not write the way I read.
b) Reading the works of others forfeits me thinking for myself.

Heroes:

Dad

My Blog

Valentines day blog.

I was just thinking about Valentines day (since it's tomorrow) and I was looking back on the girls I have a dated in the last year. They're all selfish and inconsiderate bitches. ...
Posted by ---!>jarret on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:01:00 PST

So, I found out that I have a son.

Can you guess which one he is?     I'm so proud. =]
Posted by ---!>jarret on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:43:00 PST