I read a quote by Augusten Burroughs that pretty much defines me. "My blood alcohol content is dangerously low."
I'm not really impressed easily. I don't especially like calling people by their nicknames, unless I gave them one. I talk too much. I really cannot control the volume of my voice. I only write in capitol letters. I tend to be extremely offensive. I like to get naked. I usually don't like people when I first meet them. I'm like an open picture book, bright and colorful but painfully easy to read.
I want a love like Mickey and Mallory.
