Better Than Your Average Girl

About Me

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I'm usually relatively restrained (loud, but nevertheless restrained), but sometimes under the encouragement of the evil friends and a lot of alcohol I do things that would shame even the most vulgar creatures. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-I'm basically a nerd, I like to read and chill at home for the most part (luckily for my wallet.)I'm currently attending university for a B.A. in Commercial Spanish and double minor in Marketing and International Studies. I'm already fluent in Spanish and taking French (Je n'aime pas francais). I can't help my major pet peeve - but after having to learn how to speak grammatically correctly in foreign languages, to see confusion between it's and it's, your and you're, and to, two, and too. It drives me insane. I am able to calm myself until the next time that ignorance raises its ugly head again. To paraphrase Ms Mel (who is a kick ass broad, by the way), it hurts my ears, brain, heart, and soul to not hear subject/verb agreement as in "they is on they way" or to hear "ain't".Any questions? ask away...
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My Interests

music, reading, drinking heavily with friends when time, circumstances and checkbook allow. Lately providing youth hostel services for a few select friends.

I'd like to meet:

Wouldn't mind talking to Jesus, Mohammed, and Buddha about all this mess going on down here, maybe get a little clarification on the dos and don'ts.I like funny and smart people. No color scheme preferred or rejected. Someone who can make me think as well as laugh. People who call bullshit when they see it. oh yeah and can play spades well. Not that I'm the best player in the world but I so lurve to talk smack.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ Oh yeah - don't just send me some random invite to be your friend. Message me - let me know something about you first. Thanks.

Music:

Ludacris, Bare Naked Ladies, R.E.M., Letters from Cleo, Morrissey, the Ramones, Paul Simon, Alice Cooper, Joss Stone,AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Beatles, Outkast, the Isley Brothers, Al Green,Aerosmith, Dr. Dre, The Replacements, Jamiroquai, Alicia Keyes, Steve Burns (yeah, I know he used to be on Blues' Clues, but he's disturbingly good, Warren Zevon, DMB, Tupac, Snoop, Lady Saw, 3rd Base, Drivin' N Cryin...hell I have no idea exactly...if I can sing along with it, usually pretty cool with.Get Your Own Voice Player Manage
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Movies:

Heathers, Good Morning VietNam, Real Women Have Curves, And the Band Played On, Fried Green Tomatoes, Steel Magnolias, Bridges of Madison County, Dreamcatcher, Amores Perros, 12 Angry Men (Henry Fonda at his greatest), Rear Window (one of Alfred Hitchcocl's greatest), Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, eh...can't think of any more right now. Wait...just watched What Dreams May come..fantastic movie, also Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, Godfather 1&3, Scarface, Fiddler on the Roof, Christmas Story (You'll shoot your eye out, hoooo, hooo, hooo), Blazing Saddles, Requiem for a Dream, Do the Right Thing, Forrest Gump (I bawled like a baby), Shawshank Redemption, The Sharktank Redemption (with Morgan Freeman's son), Mad Max Trilogy, Lethal Weapon Trilogy, Lilo and Stitch, Jungle Book, Harry Potter movies, Aladdin (I had the bedsheets not Jasmine...Aladdin, blue, red and yellow with the characters on it, and the pillow had Aladdin's head there too - I slept with Aladdin for about 2 yrs.), Carrie, The Commitments, The Full Monty, Airplane, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Angela's Ashes, The Man With No Name Trilogy, Dirty Harry, The Joy Luck Club, The Count of Monte Cristo, Dogma, Clerks, the Notebook,

Television:

I have recently discovered the beauty that is Overhaulin'. That is the best show! I also enjoy TLC's What Not To Wear (shut up!), Law & Order, Crossing Jordan, Forensic Files, Monster House, House, and Antiques Roadshow. I will sadly admit to being addicted to that fucking drivel that is American Idol

Books:

too many to name, but Diana Gabaldon and Janet Evanovich are my current fave authors. Finishing up "Memoirs of a Geisha" - damned good book.

Heroes:

My Blog

Vegas and Near Debauchery (lots of images)

Got back form vegas relatively unscathed. Some guy was handing out shit by Caesar's Palace that looked like an auto trader. My mother's friend is walking with my son and i (she is from New...
Posted by Better Than Your Average Girl on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:23:00 PST

Which recurring trends give you the shits?

dedicated to dear murray:ok. here's my rant of the day (not to be confused with the rant of the hour, as some of my closer friends might say). Do people no longer look at themselves critic...
Posted by Better Than Your Average Girl on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:32:00 PST

Thanks

I have come to the recent revelation that I don't spend nearly enough time with my friends. These are the people who are my rock when I have problems, the ones I can always go to for sound advic...
Posted by Better Than Your Average Girl on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:57:00 PST

Bad Idea Friend(s)

I have been inspired by Sir That One Guy and his most recent blog, Mr. Voice:He wrote about that voice you hear when you are about to do something either dangerous or just very, very stupid. I h...
Posted by Better Than Your Average Girl on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:39:00 PST

lurve me some xray

Big ups to my man, Agent XRay. He wrote this response to some ass-munching racist turd who had vilified Jews and "non-Aryans". Read on for enjoyment, enlightenment occurs in a moment:...
Posted by Better Than Your Average Girl on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:35:00 PST

Bluegrass was badass.

About 2 weeks ago, a friend of mine calls me up out of the blue. Turns out he was going to be in Alabama for about a month or so. He's from NY/NJ so you know he's just got attitude out the...
Posted by Better Than Your Average Girl on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 06:44:00 PST

Blogging Tag Game: 6 Things that I do that are weird or habitual, and/or facts about myself.

Blogging Tag Game: 6 Things that I do that are weird or habitual, and/or facts about myself. damn you Ape-real.Once you have been tagged, you ar...
Posted by Better Than Your Average Girl on Tue, 23 May 2006 06:45:00 PST

Apparently I'm a dirty bitch, too.

HELL LEVEL 2 Raw score: 71% You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncros...
Posted by Better Than Your Average Girl on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 02:22:00 PST

I'm a funny bitch

I stole this from Aimela. Thanks doll. the Idiot Savant (38% dark, 50% spontaneous, 47% vulgar) your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT You like things silly, immediate, and, abo...
Posted by Better Than Your Average Girl on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 12:45:00 PST

The Move

After reading the story about the hamster stuffing gone awry, I dug thru past emails and such to find this story. In a way it is along the same lines, in others, not so much. Either way, i...
Posted by Better Than Your Average Girl on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 11:34:00 PST