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Ye olde Phil

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About Me

It's all about timing man, you gotta have the precision or else ye get caught in the bubble, wasted man, totally wasted! Im into loadsa different stuff man, sex, beer, music, cross stitching, stamp collecting, laughing uncontrollably at old ladies crossing the street, i mean come on, you must o' seen the tea-cosy hats they wear. bloody mental i tell ye, mental. Not as crazy as the human mind though eh? Now thats a bag of rabbits and a half! Anyways enough of this i need tea without a cosy in the way, goodbye!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||| 40%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comcraves attention, messy, open, rash, irritable, likes large parties, low self control, weird, fragile, does not like to be alone, emotionally sensitive, worrying, depressed, heart over mind, does not respect authority, dependent, not rule conscious, not good at saving money, more interested in relationships than intellectual pursuits, likes to fit in, very social, frequently second guesses self, phobic, suspicious, not careful, outgoing, vain, compassionate, aggressive, likes to make fun, hates to lose........THIS IS ME? WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK?...................................................... ..... The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the SECOND LEVEL of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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My Interests

People interest me, the variety after all some say is the spice of life and im well into a wee bit of seasoning especially on my pizza man, italian seaon with all the herbs, Mmmmm tasty yes? Also like chilli sauce, spicy little demons YAAAAAARGHHHH great on pasta. What was i on about in this topic? Oh yeah, People, yeah, they interest me cause we are weird, "EVERYONES A FREAK" great fun. I also play in a tripped out, skanked out, foot breaking mind enlightening band called bighand bringing much aural pleasure to many fine folk, juicy yes? take the time and enjoy gringo's and gingets. WWW.THEBIGHAND.CO.UKAnd this is the apple of my eye, and all those that know me know i likes me apples , yeah. Ma wee dude. By the way ladies use caution, he put a spell on ye all likes!! A luv spell. Yeeee Haaaa

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's not a judgemental prick! Live and let live man unless someone does something wrong by you dont do wrong by them. I'd like to meet more and more musicians like myself, strange, expressive, creative weirdo's. People who beleive music has no boundaries just like the human emotions, for example how do u measure happiness or anger? there is no limit to how happy u can get/sad, etc and music is an expression of emotion for me and like feelings/emotions it has no limit! O' yeah. I also wanna meet George.W.Bush just so's as i can tell him what a great job he's doing with regards to wiping out the human race. (p.s....... ya stupid redneck wanker) Would of loved to shake the hands of artists such as Roger Keith Barret (a.k.a Syd), Daniel Johnstone and my Great Grandfather Jack Johnston one last time for planting the initial seeds of creativity in my mind........................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............Thou shalt be missed but remembered for all eternity through the perpetual glistening echo of music and memory.....................

Music:

Grew up listening to the floyd man so anything psychadellic is good to my ears. I pretty much like all forms of music one way or another so long as it encourages feeling even if i hate something the music has still done its job cause it has created a feeling, this shows we are all still very much alive! only kind of music im negative of is pre meditated, manufactured boyband shit! there is a creative talent in all of us so let the madness / insanity envelope your mind! Big Hand

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Movies:

not too heavy on the the old hollywood tastic stuff man although if its used in the right context and tones the ubber cheese down its nae bad. Me likes comedy stuff, best film for me would be the likes o' fear and loathing in Las Vegas, withnail and I. that sort o' stuff, but has too be said i do like a good war movie, blood,guts, history all rolled into one, genius!

Television:

U mean there's really such a thing as a television?
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Books:

Never mind books we need more papers like the Sunday Sport/Daily Sport. Tits and comedy, all yer avereage dude wants man!

Heroes:

Just in general people are my heroes, a large source of inspiration for a fucked up, tripped out head like mines.

My Blog

Phil has turned pikey. (ye like dags?)

Is'nt it amazing the things you find when your on tour! So far while being on the road i've managed to find the following:                 ...
Posted by Ye olde Phil on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:42:00 PST

planes trains and drunk cunts

GOD DAMN FUCKING .4.15am! MY PLANE LEAVES AT 7.30am AND IVE BEEN UP SINCE 3.50am CAUSE MY DEAR OL' GRAN WAS SHOUTING ME TAE GET UP, LOVE HER TAE BITS FOR BABYSITTING WEE MAN LAST NIGHT BUT FOR FUCK SA...
Posted by Ye olde Phil on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST

life is like a runaway train and i dont even have a ticket.

Ah well, the first part o' my chill time has almost gone, flying back to London tommorow for some recording. not been so much of a rest bite especially with havin to get up at silly hours of the morni...
Posted by Ye olde Phil on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:35:00 PST

Breaking down the walls of limitation

Ah well, we didnae get through tae the Ubber Emergenza final thing, still it was a well good crack though. much Beer-ness doon me ol' guttage. not too big a deal cause we is back in estoria next month...
Posted by Ye olde Phil on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:33:00 PST

Pendulum's slam, check oot the fat man!

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Posted by Ye olde Phil on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 04:43:00 PST

Trippy Experiences man! The Incubus has come to tea.

Sleep deprivation, body destroying. Can only lead to one thing! A visit fi the Incubus and sucubus demons man.   After finnishin of a random stint in a kitchen, helping ma mate clean and shit tho...
Posted by Ye olde Phil on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:19:00 PST

Was i asleep when the world ended?

Ok so the 6th of the 6th of the 6th year has passed on by and to be honest i dont feel any different. Maybee that means that the world did actually end but the end of the world  is no different f...
Posted by Ye olde Phil on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:55:00 PST

Slap ma fuckin ass!

Save me from my troubled twitching! I be getting beaten up from ma bitch, she slap me good yeah yeah yeah. make's me well shakey like the ol' jakey. Anyone got some spare bondage gear so i can supres...
Posted by Ye olde Phil on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:40:00 PST

The acid trip and mud bath

Knochengorach Festival, how strangely psychadellic! I arrived on the sunday to play the gig and was expecting a shamballa kind of atmosphere, i wasnt disapointed. Hippies everywhere man and plenty tr...
Posted by Ye olde Phil on Tue, 23 May 2006 02:43:00 PST

Deliver us from sanity and all hail the zorbic one's

The zorbic hordes that gather in their masses come together for escapism classes.A unified feeling of truest deliverence while the crowd screams out in a show of creative malevolance. The clock shall ...
Posted by Ye olde Phil on Sun, 14 May 2006 02:28:00 PST