Mrs. Mese

minä rakastaa sinä, nyt sukupuoli minä?My name is Christie, you can call me Christie, Chris, C, E, or M. Those are about the only things i will answer too. I love everything about skateing, motocross, and BMX. I like extreme sports, because regular sports are just gay! Except cheerleading, cheerleading rocks! (And it is a real sport bitches!!) But I have a hate for cheerleaders....always have always will. I seem to have this hate love relationship with most things. I am very random...and I like hot boys, hot weather, and long island ice teas! I love partying, and being a complete dumbass. Jimmy Pop drew smiley faces on my nipples in 30 degree weather. I have a dog named jenn, and she is way cutier than paris's dog tinkerbell. I love to mosh, and when the concert is over, i will come home and mosh some more. anyone want to mosh? It is extreamly fun to beat up random emo kids in the pit, and makes little childern who think they are big cry. What can i say...i find other peoples pain amusing...i am a bitch. Most all of you that know me, know how big of a fuck up I am. I am still that little girl that brings barney to school in the 5th grade for a good laugh, and steals the heads of babries to put in a box. I love Hot topic..yet i hate hot topic, no wait, I love it. I am extreamly random at times, and get distracted by shinny objects. Oh shinny object!!! I love HIM, CKY, Bloodhound gang, playboy, anything naked, techno…and alcohol…..if you mix all those together with a video camera…you have good times, and a documentary of the good times. I am a bitch, and most likely if i know you, i have pulled a prank or two on you and you have pulled a few on randoms with me. I like boys…..I like Jenna Jamison too….i have her posters all over my room….one day you may be lucky enough to see my room, probably not but hey, I couldn’t blame you for trying, if I were you I would want in my pants too. I have lesbian bunnys that live under my tv, and my puppy jenn likes to eat one of them… professor bun buns. Jenn also has a hump-a-pig….she humps it in everywhere….sometimes she takes it on the porch so the world can see her hump it. I think she was a porn star in another life, but my mom thinks that she saw me doing it so now she does it. oh...and when i think about what god looks like...i imagine huge heffner.....weird huh?? If you actually read all of this you get brownie points with me.