About Me
Space Bastard:We arrived in Wilmington NC,(Animal and I that is.) in August of 2005. At this time in history ras had not yet traveled time and space bastard was a two piece. Time passed. Shows were played. On new years when the clock struck 12:33, yes at the stroke of midnight:33 2006 a portal opened in the depths of Cape Fear River. Captain Animal Bastard and myself were vacationing in an ally way downtown, when a man drenched with water approached us. We quickly pulled out our (makeshift) ray guns. and We shouted, "Who goes there" and his reply was "who the hell is the manatee hunter 3000", We lowered our weapons and got drunk, we were then friends, and then he became the bass player for space bastard.Ras Bastard- Ras is a common name in the future. Ras bastard is a time traveler, and seeing space and time travel at any distance must be done metaphysically. Ras is in need of a human receiver so he resides in his great, great, great grandfather.Kenny J. Gardner: Human receiver, bass player, warrior, survivalist, student of general education, threesome coordinator, ladies man as well as loves of violence, blood and evan williams.Pa Bastard- space traveler, adventure seeker, entertainer, as well as song writer, and all around galactic bad ass. Pa set out on an adventure to planet earth, also in need of a human receiver, to actually get there.Michael J. Winslow: human receiver, student of mystical arts, intergalactic communicator, well liked by all human beings, a prophet and a medicator, guitar player, song writer, and it is a well known fact, females cannot write his name without adding at least two or three exclamation points!!! Mike was searching for a new sound. So the two became one and the music became S.B. (the Acronym for the name of our band.)Captain Animal Bastard- friend of Pa Bastard, percussion scientist, space traveler, captain of the mother ship, werewolf (but only on the planet Earth) at the pull of the moon.Mark J. Applet: Skate boarder, student of maps (geography), drummer, dishwasher, metal head, human receiver, traveler of lands, maniac, romantic wrestler, and loyal companion. Bio by: Pa Bastard., Not Mike Winslow
