lo, from out of the woodwork shall come a force of maximum rock n roll. four ne’er-do-wells, each given license to power a thunderous cacophony of drunken punk rock. they will demand your beer, and they will demand your women. and probably, your chicken wings. those evil men: danny "dance" graven, garrett "the main event" mills, lil’ stephen, and weaponjae, form the alcohol- and energy-driven contingent THE LEGION OF SUPERVILLAINS. their nefarious goal? to force you to put aside your petty "coolness", for the mohawked to join arm-in-arm with the swoopie-haired, to hoist your beers on high and declare war against our one common enemy: sobriety.
