Brian

I have a little bit of hair on my toes. I have a large mole on the inside of my left nostril that causes me to whistle when I breathe. I wear diapers when I drink. I find comfort in listening to people scream about the superiority of their chosen religion. I like hookers who pride themselves on proper hygiene. I smile while denying people the 50 cents they need to catch their "bus". I like dressing up like Godzirra, when going to eat at Japanese lestaulants. I sometimes wear my reaper outfit to public parks, and circle the senior citizens' picnics. Apparently right now I like being an asshole. That's probably because my sanity rests on the fact that I can hold my breath for over 3 minutes, and I feel like I'm coming down with a cold.