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No Phone Number Starts 555

Two young fish are swimming along and they happen upon an older fish who nods at them and says 'Morn

About Me

I used to be really into Russian Literature before I moved to the west coast.For some reason, it's much more difficult to relate and submit to the concept of bleak emptiness and soul crushing gray when you live in Southern California.Now I just read The Great Gatsby over and over. Everyone knows LA is the real West Egg.

My Interests

I realized a while ago that I can keep myself entertained for hours untying complicated knots. Shortly thereafter I realized that I was the most boring person I had ever met.

I'd like to meet:

I met him.I was walking to The Troubadour and this guy flys past me on rollerskates where each time he stepped down, the wheels lit up. This was done without an ounce of irony. We were both stopped at the same traffic intersection a short while later so I just turned and hugged him.True story.

Music:

Here is what I know:My favorite album of all time is Iggy Pop's The Idiot, followed by Lou Reed's Berlin, David Bowie's Low, Neutral Milk Hotel's In The Aeroplane Over The Sea and The Modern Lovers' first (and only real) record. I pretty much love anything Tony Visconti ever touched.I also like:Animal Collective, Lightning Bolt, LCD Soundsystem, Sonic Youth, Deerhoof, Bob Dylan, The Velvet Underground, Stooges, Joanna Newsom, Brothers and Sisters, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Gang of Four, The Liars, Sunn O))), Altar, Bodies of Water, Suicide, Asobe Seksu, Sunset Rubdown, Illinois, Viva Voce, Grey Kid, Mission of Burma, Gogol Bordello, Bloc Party, This Bike is a Pipebomb, Ennio Marconne, Spaceman 3, Ikara Cult, The Walkmen, Spoon, Spinto Band, Mika Miko, Silver Daggers, Serge Gainsbourg, Wolf Eyes, Wolf Parade, Wolf Mother, Wolf and Cub, Black Dice, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Asteroid #4, The Fall, Wire, Stockhausen, Boulez, Penderecki, Henri Pousseur, Ligeti, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Murder City Devils, Modest Mouse, Melt Banana, PIL, Kid 606, Postal Service, My Bloody Valentine, Kanye West, Johnny Cash, Stellastarr, Beach Boys, At the Drive In, Joy Division, New Order, The Talking Heads, Television, The Ramones, MC5, Prefuse '73, The Clash, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, Lavender Diamond, Triangle, Leona Naess, Lansing-Dreiden, and on and on and on.

Movies:

Dark Days, Blow Up, Dead Man, Down By Law, Last Days, Elephant, My Own Private Idaho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Brazil, Ali: Fear Eats Soul, Fitzcarraldo, Stroszec, The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser, Woyzeck, Ikuru, Knife in the Water, Talk to Her, Carne Tremula (Live Flesh), Annie Hall, Sleeper, Heavenly Creatures, Magnolia, Happiness, Storytelling, The Big Lebowski, Spinal Tap, Young Frankenstein, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Talking Heads: Stop Making Sense, Friends Forever, Rock and Roll Highschool. Oh, and I'm kind of a geek for the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Television:

Yeah, Tom Verlaine was awesome!!!

Heroes:

Has anyone ever said Aquaman?Let me be the first.

My Blog

Even More From Europe

Still in Berlin. If you know the movie Goodbye Lennon, this is the street it all took place onOur friend and chef Eric with his Daughter/Becky's Niece LucyTook a few shots of East Germany from the tr...
Posted by No Phone Number Starts 555 on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:59:00 PST

European Tour Part 3

Well the tour has been crazy Here's the story with pictures:First, I met up with some old family friends at the show in KolnPlease note the lipstick on Chris Funk's face. This is from an earlier pho...
Posted by No Phone Number Starts 555 on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:17:00 PST

Europe (So Far) continued

STILL IN BRUSSELSTHIS IS THE VENUE IN BRUSSELSFIRST CLASS TRAINS!!!COLOGNE ...
Posted by No Phone Number Starts 555 on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:45:00 PST

Europe (So Far)

Europe is amazing!I have a ton of pictures. Here are some of them.I hope you enjoy.More to come.GLASGOWMANCHESTERLD DID A SESSION FOR THE BBC 1 IN THE STUDIO WHERE JOHN PEEL DID HIS PEEL SESSIONS!!!N...
Posted by No Phone Number Starts 555 on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:35:00 PST