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WIZARD CARL

withered, weathered, tarred, and feathered.

About Me

i've been making jello shots since the age of nine.

My Interests

maritime lore
topography
haunted ballrooms
trichotillomania
the satchels of nomads
the history of pickling

child-size coffins make me cry.

I'd like to meet:

june 13th. yer all fucked.

SOMEONE WITH A SAILBOAT.

a centaur, Space Monster, Wangmagwi, and rabbits with a decent education.

step on babies.
make things better.

Music:

bells and whistles

Movies:

in super 8

Television:

mirrors, masks, and TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE.

Books:

old maps and things.

Heroes:

unfeigned friends, genuine lovers. i know very few of these.