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Dave

I've changed my plea to guilty

About Me

Bitchin Camaros, Custom Mustangs, time with the family, all things Morrissey, more things Morrissey, Johnny Marr's guitar, willing to take a bullet for your friends, chicks who wear Chucks, old music, new music, live music and more live music, Sinatra, classic hopeless romanticism, shooting the shit with good friends at 4am, 24 hour diners, Natalie Portman, ponytails, a beautiful pair of eyes, driving near the beach at dusk to the right soundtrack, driving through downtown LA at 2:30am on a weekday to the right soundtrack, thinking about the future and all the things that could be and will be, Wittgenstein, Hornby, Hobbes, Wilde, Klimt, Louis-David, Dali, and those that are forward thinking, not taking yourself seriously in the least bit, meeting new friends, reconnecting with old friends, good intentions, loving life, sleeping in, the magic bullet, Eddie Murphy Raw, Luc Besson films, Wes Anderson films, a great view, a good photograph, black and white, classic Brando, Dean, and John Wayne, a good sandwich, city skylines at night,finding money in your pocket, and the satisfaction of a job well done. And a nice pair of titties.

My Interests

I cant think of anything sarcastic for this field that isnt offensive.

I'd like to meet:

This is a stupid fucking section. I got nothin. How about Jesus and Jon Crier.And maybe Denise Huxtable circa season 1 and 2.

Music:

Good music and only good music. And good music isnt subjective or matter of opinion. It's scientific fact. But that's just my opinion. Special shout outs to The Smiths, Morrissey, Bowie, Sinatra, Leonard Cohen, Miles Davis, and Jesse and the Rippers.

Movies:

The Professional, High Fidelity, La Femme Nikita, A Christmas Story, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones Trilogy, original Star Wars Trilogy, Beautiful Girls, 12 Monkeys, Harold and Maude, Hero, Lost in Translation, Blazing Saddles, Amelie, Mallrats, Big Lebowski, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Goonies, and a whole lot more. Im a nerd. Which reminds me; American Splendor.

Television:

The Office (both British and American), My Name is Earl, Daily Show, Chappelle Show, South Park, Colbert Report, MOTHAFUCKIN FREEKS AND GEEKS, Digging for the Truth, Decoding the Past, Overhaulin, Project Runway, ATHF, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and late night Cinemax (boobies!).

Books:

Anything by Hesse, Sallinger, CAMUS, Hornby, Sartre, Hobbes, Wittgenstein, and any comic by Garth Ennis, Frank Miller, and Brian Michael Bendis. I'd also like to take a sec here to talk about the Da Vinci Code. Seriously, who liked this fuckin book? Im pretty sure it was written by a 4th grader with Epilepsy.

Heroes:

Lane Meyer