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Trouble Everyday

Friend of freaks, geeks, misfits, perverts, and the deeply misunderstood

About Me

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I was born in a beautiful town on the coast of California.

I Grew up mostly in Texas

Ohio

and Washington State

Although I have lived all over the country. I never felt at home until I was 18 and moved to New York City.

My life has been really weird, that's why I've decided to write my memoirs. You'll find bits and pieces of them on here, in my blogs. If you really want to know about me: read and subscribe to my blog. I've been a stand up comic for 10 years now, and I have appeared on comedycentral.com, The Howard Stern Show, and CNN, as well as public access T.V. and a few independent flicks.

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My Interests

If you aren't a part of this historic Fund to Help fellow Stand Up Comics and you'd like to participate, please click the pic below to add yourself to THE PATI VITALE FUND MYSPACE!I'm interested in knowing how I got so lucky!Other Interests Include:

I'd like to meet:

You..........if you're interesting, you actually have something to say, and you have more depth than a puddle of piss in the sand.

Music:

ELVIS! ELVIS! ELVIS! FOREVER ELVIS! Dont PanicJust to give you some Idea.

Movies:

I also love really weird porn with dwarfs and amputees and stuff like that.

Television:

Remember the Young Ones?

Books:



"Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is mans original virtue. It is through disobedience that progress has been made; through disobedience and through rebellion" - Oscar Wilde

Heroes:

These people because they give me good reasons to be a good person.These People save my life every day.

My Blog

My Celebrity Look Alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebs - Collage - Morph Of all of these women I've gotten Ava Gardner from a few old guys, and I've gotten Brook Sheilds when I was a kid. Normally I get Betti...
Posted by Trouble Everyday on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:30:00 PST

If I had to choose one memory to hold on to-

I just watched this Japanese movie called "After Life" and the premise of the movie is that after you die, they take you to this place and ask you to decide on one memory to take on to the next life w...
Posted by Trouble Everyday on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:03:00 PST

Trip and Go Naked Like it was 1995!

Back in 1995, before Guiliani's caberet laws and all his nonsense tried to killed club life here in NYC- There were tons of fetish parties where people would run around naked and actually play more th...
Posted by Trouble Everyday on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:53:00 PST

YOU STOLE MY DRAWERS!!!!!!

I've been one money making momma at work lately.   Long busy shifts.  Yesterday was my only day off, and my only chance to catch up on some laundry. I go to a laundry mat around the cor...
Posted by Trouble Everyday on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:58:00 PST

The Accidental Priestess

The first words I ever said on stage were: Baaaaa Baaaaaa Black Sheep Have you any wool? Yes Sir! Yes Sir! Three bags full! One for the master. One for the dame. One for the little boy  who lived dow...
Posted by Trouble Everyday on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 10:29:00 PST

One fall evening in 1989

I was excited!  I was going to get to go to the State Thespian Festival and my friend Mark Rockwell and I were going to perform a little one act play called "Where Have all the Lightning Bugs Gon...
Posted by Trouble Everyday on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:14:00 PST

Long Time no Survey! Thanks Meredith!

..TR> ..TR> You're really upset who is the first guy you go to?J.Z. and he know's it.You're really upset whos the first girl you go to?Aimee, she's one of very few who does not judge me even if she ...
Posted by Trouble Everyday on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:32:00 PST

CAPTCHA IS A BITCH!!!!!!

Especially when you're DRUNK! And that is why you people don't get more comments from me because I've been drunk when I have time to go on-line lately;  and at the risk of sounding redundant CAPT...
Posted by Trouble Everyday on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:19:00 PST

Just dont bury me in pink........

Had a conversation with my cousin while she was here about her fathers death.  I did not go to the funeral.  I was kept out of the loop when he died for reasons I'm not going to get into. Sh...
Posted by Trouble Everyday on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:56:00 PST

When the smoke clears and the mask comes off

I didn't wanna be on here patting myself on the back too much, since I've tried so many times to quit smoking......but it's been almost 4 weeks.  It will be 4 weeks tomorrow night.   Ab...
Posted by Trouble Everyday on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 11:54:00 PST