Really loathsome and disgusting ritual practices. Drawings held once a month to see which cult member grosses me out the most. Winner gets a new Toyota Prius hybrid (you pay the taxes...think of it as being on a game show).
NEW CULTIST WORSHIPPERS! Those Tcho-Tcho guys are pretty pathetic. Cannibals, incestuous, lousy hygiene, ugly as a baboon's buttcheeks. They can barely form a coherent sentence, so I'd like to hook up with some higher class followers. Also people who's I.Q. is higher than their shoe size, people with dry senses of humor, and good back-rub givers (preferrably the Double-X chromosome variety of the species).
It is possible to pray directly to Me, you lucky mortals. Use "I am Unspeakable" as your devotional invocation on AIM.
ADMONITO: This profile is for fun. I'm not interested in exploring the negative aspects of the human psyche, or learning about yours. I can tell when someone is being comical/satirical, and when it's an indication of something disturbing. People who enjoy horror themes in literature or other media: welcome.
If your profile is laden with references to deliberate nihilism, profanity, excrement, self-destructiveness, anarchistic behavior, Christianity-bashing, political extremism, or just general over-the-top dark weirdness...move on. I don't accept those types of friends. Free expression is good, but a little of the above-mentioned goes a loooong way. Nothing personal, but my screws aren't loose, and I don't want to see it in others.
Bing Crosby. Actually, most music these days is raucous dissonance with annoyingly repetitive meter and stupid lyrics. I like ancient bands you've probably never heard of.
Japanese rubber monster-suit flicks. (It's called "Kaiju.)
Gaaahhhhh! And people say looking at me will damage your sanity?!?
Okay, 24 and the Sopranos rock.
They get wet underwater.
You're kidding, right? br