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..michael..

crack my neck, straighten my tie, and smile....

About Me

Babysitter with knowledge of safe food-handling and sanitation. You Are 100% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!

How New Jersey Are You?

My Interests

my family and friends, hockey, ninjas, dishwashers and busboys, being a geek, Mets baseball, food cost, chinese profanity, WoW, being scared of girls, trying to behave, worrying about my little sister, earnings before interest taxes depreciation and amortization, taking care of the guest, solving problems, cashing out servers, sidework, bar-cleans, liquor mixes, liquor pulls, signing for produce deliveries, giving beer to the Gremlin, shoes4crews, work work work work work work work work, and DEFINITELY NOT COMPROMISING REPORTING RELATIONSHIPS WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF THE RESPECTFUL WORKPLACE!

I'd like to meet:

someone who I won't disappoint

Music:

XM is either on O&A, 80's, or Gangsta rap. So punk it hurts

Movies:


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Television:

My Name is Earl.

Books:

Anything by Stanley Bing makes me feel like i'll one day amount to something with the right evil motivation. Raymond Carver can make me feel the EXACT opposite

Heroes:

Ninjas or people who own real estate and feed their kids. Both are cool... and Leeroy Jenkins. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Personal Media Defecit.

I am in constant need of entertainment, and its no wonder that I'm one of the world leaders in Media Debt.  This is a completely made up statistic which basically means that I ravenously consume ...
Posted by ..michael.. on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:03:00 PST

Happy Decemberween!!

yeah, that's Homestarrunner's, but i like it. I don't see enough of my folks.  They're awesome people and i think i might have lost track of them a little.  I'm going to try to be more thou...
Posted by ..michael.. on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:11:00 PST

again, test...

not sure how to begin this one, but i'm plowing through full speed ahead!! there's a boy and the grown ups tell him if he rides his bike straight down the hill by jenkins' farm, he's going to get hurt...
Posted by ..michael.. on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:08:00 PST

test

The true test of a person's character, their very makeup, comes with failure.  When one's best efforts are met solidly with defeat, that is the briefest of instances in which their reaction refle...
Posted by ..michael.. on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:02:00 PST

cricket, cricket

i really almost lost my shit today.  my job makes me stop and wonder what the hell is going on.  i've come to realize that most of the other variables in the equation of work, of which i am ...
Posted by ..michael.. on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

streetlamps and sweatshirts

me sitting outside late at night has gotten to be a theme..... but i'm writing a new blog about tonight... here goes. i went outside and felt autumns chill coming and stared at a streetlamp in the par...
Posted by ..michael.. on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:26:00 PST

blown buzzerbeater...

you ever get that feeling like you're suddenly on a stage?? like whatever decision you're about to make or whatever move you've got planned or what circumstance you're dealing with is somehow a small ...
Posted by ..michael.. on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:28:00 PST

breeze

i sat on a picnic table in the dead of night tonight, and tried to sort through the happenings and turmoil of the events of the day this morning.  the wind whistled through the trees, and at its ...
Posted by ..michael.. on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:22:00 PST

mission: position transition

crack my neck, straighten my tie... god i'm going to miss that commute. oh well, why expect hard work to be rewarded with anything but more hard work.  If I wanted to live with my parents and no...
Posted by ..michael.. on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 02:30:00 PST

Chapter 2.

umm.. gotta check the index to see what the real chapter number is, but for the sake of this draft, its 2. Change of scenery.  Fantastic.  Crazy few weeks.  Doubts, hopes, hugs.  T...
Posted by ..michael.. on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 08:55:00 PST