Odd Shit- Darkness- Old Things- Blood- Art- Blood Art- Reading- Writing- Music- Laughing- Making Others Laugh- Fiends- Singing- Pomes All Sizes- Insanity- Fractals- Freedom- Magick- Love- Lust- Asymmetry- Ambivalence- Escape From Reality- Computers- Songs of Innocence and Experience- Erotism- Making Lists- Checking things off of lists- Folding lists up and putting them in my back pocket and washing them and forgetting about them until I encounter an uneven table and using the former list as a rise for the short leg and then bowing to an imaginary standing ovation- Smells- Jeebus!
I'd like to go back in time to when I was a young child walking home from school alone and terrorize myself, stalk myself and scream and chase myself all over the town and if I caught myself I would hold myself down and scream obscenities into my young face and end with "I'm you from the future!!!! Look what you have to look forward to, pussy bitch boy!" and then strip naked and run away.
You Were a Spider
You tend to be the master weaver of fate - both for yourself and those you know.
A creative force, you tend to work from divine inspiration.
What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Your Brain's Pattern
Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white.
What Pattern Is Your Brain?
e n
e n is a Giant Ant that shoots Electricity from its Eyes, has a Terrible Roar and a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze, and can Fly and turn Invisible.
Strength: 4 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 10
To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat e n, enter your name and choose an attack:
fights e n using
For some reason people still like to occupy space near me and even engage in different types of communication. One day they'll get smart and stay far, far away...
I was a fledgling graphic artist most interested in doing dark fantasy work, but now I only pluck random birds I catch with two clothes hangers and a human hand. What follows are some things I've done, make of them what you will:
"Tyler Durden: In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. "
~ FIGHT CLUB 1999
Music is an essential part of being- at the deepest sense fulfills the desire our gonads have to vibrate at a certain rhythm, like when you feel a backbeat balls to bones to 'membrances of momma's titties... or the shivers that run up your spine as your song crescendos in divine explosions of melody and harmonic chronic bombs like when the bass drops on Baghdad sitars... folk guitars at midnight when you can't play right but it can't sound wrong no matter how drunk you can play any song you want to cuz you're you... and when you finally understand the words to a song you've heard a million times but now you REALIZE, and your eyes fill with tears and fears and worldly cares are gone along with time as the last notes end... ...but I'm probably wrong.
The Princess Bride- A History of Violence- Fight Club- Donnie Darko- Requiem for a Dream- The Fisher King- Star Wars III to VI- Hellraiser I & II- A Clockwork Orange- Pink Floyd's The Wall- The Big Lebowski- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind- House of 1,000 Corpses- The Lord of the Rings- Really freaky off-the-wall porn- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas- Serenity- ReAnimator- The Breakfast Club- Naked Lunch- Deep Cover- The Silence of the Lambs- the Alien movies (not AVP)- Hamlet (Mel Gibson)- Forrest Gump- The Crow- Natural Born Killers- 12 Monkeys- True Romance- Evil Dead 2- Dead Alive- Edward Scissorhands- Pulp Fiction- Batman Returns- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (NOT to be confused with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)- Being John Malkovich- Young Frankenstein- Dawn of the Dead (remake)- 28 Days Later- Saving Private Ryan- Heathers- Pale Rider- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover- Land of the Dead- i could go on but these are the first that come to mind...
will destroy our brains. It's a good nite-lite. Commercials seem to be soothing to the subconscious; probably all those imperitive sentences ("Buy now! Call now! You want this! You want to look like that!") are telling us what to do so we don't have to make decisions, which is a relaxing state for me when I'm tired. The news seems interesting- lots of dead people, crime, drama- the ultimate reality show...
Are yummy. I eat them like candy with my brain.
Anything by Steven Brust, my favorite author, whose works include the Vlad Taltos novels, the Khaavren romances, To Reign in Hell, Cowboy Feng's Space Bar and Grill, Brokedown Palace, The Sun the Moon and the Stars, Agyar, Freedom and Necessity (w/ Emma Bull), The Gypsy (w/ Megan Lindholm) and I think that's it but I could be wrong... Stephen King is my second, but he gets tedious sometimes, his best are The Dark Tower series, Insomnia, The Shining, and all his collections (Night Shift, Different Seasons...) I read The Lord of the Rings every summer, it's my bible... Starship Troopers by Heinlein (the movie was a tragic misrepresentation)... The Ender Series by Orson Scott Card, as well as The Worthing Saga by him... Terry Goodkind's seemingly endless Sword of Truth... and Douglas Adams rocks, especially his not-so-popular non-fiction. I read a lot of sci-fi and fantasy, and erotica fills up all the rest.
ME ~ my Mom ~ Bill Romanowski ~ the Cliffords ~ Henry Rollins ~ Madonna ~ Maynard James Keenan ~ Helena Bonham-Carter ~ Johnny Depp
You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend
of Dracula. You hanged your victims,
stretched them on the rack, burned them at
the stake, boiled them alive, but mostly
impaled them. Most of your killings were
politically targeted but sometimes you killed
just because you were bored. Your "reign
of terror" lasted from 1456 to 1462.
Estimated numbers of victims vary between
30,000 and more than 100,000.
Evil Evil man. Fie on you!
Which Imfamous criminal are you?