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About Me

I am complicated to the point of simplicity. My state of melancholy brings me joy. I go through the trouble of learning things with the full knowledge that I will just forget them later. I think the world revolves around me, and I have a low self-esteem. My words usually speak louder than my actions. I follow my brain, but I believe my heart. I am hyperactive in my laziness. I am rational in my neurosis. I am a paradox; a one-sided dichotomy. I am passionately indifferent. I am rarely genuine, and hate people that are counterfeit. I speak without thinking, and think without speaking. My life is the punch line to Godâ€™s greatest joke, and there is a reason the mold was broken after I was made. People are never disappointed with my propensity to let them down. All in all though, I suppose Iâ€™m not all that bad of a person to know. I make an excellent friend, but a horrible boyfriend. The most important thing to know about me is that Iâ€™m a novelty item. This is from an issue of Time Magazine: Unfortunately, those dopamine levels never seem to last more than a few weeks. Just giving you a heads up so you arenâ€™t disappointed once the dopamine wears off (also letting you know now so I can have the enjoyment of saying â€œI told you soâ€ later).

My Interests

www.subgenius.com www.venganza.org www.jkrishnamurti.org www.gutenberg.org http://goldennumber.net/

I'd like to meet:

Iâ€™d love to go back and meet me when I was younger so I could tell myself that I was too chubby. Or if I couldn't go back in time, I'd settle for meeting a llama wearing a hat.

Music:

I would need a stenographer in order to accomplish the task of listing music. I will just say this. I have over 700 records (thatâ€™s right, the big vinyl things), over 500 CDs and a little over 6,000 mp3s. I guess you could say that Iâ€™m a music whore.

Movies:

Love movies, but not so much at the theater. Prefer watching them at home, on the couch cuddled up in a blanket with some popcorn, diet Coke, and Sweedish Fish.

Television:

I prefer color to black and white.

Books:

I mostly read theology and philosophy. But I've got nothing against a good classic novel.

Heroes:

The two people that had a greater comprehension of unconditional love, trust, and respect than most people can even dream of. -- Something I will long for, yet never know.

My Blog

Retribution for the Prostitution of our Consitution& Or: Wheres a Pimp When You Need One

**General disclaimer: The author neither claims nor disclaims the acclimations of assassinations carried out by Parody ninjas. Tongue-in-cheek is the salt of the earth, and sarcasm is the pepper. Sarc...
Posted by Doctor Steuss on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:22:00 PST

If I Were Kahlil Gibran

If I were Kahlil Gibran, I might create a Stuism like& It is often an arduous journey an ideal must make from the mind to the heart. But it is nowhere as laborious as that from the...
Posted by Doctor Steuss on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:25:00 PST

Worthless Stuism

Oft times in life, the hardest course of action is inaction....
Posted by Doctor Steuss on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:53:00 PST

What will they think of next?

Click Here Make sure to read the testimonials. Good stuff. I love America... Land of the free, and home of the toilet tunes....
Posted by Doctor Steuss on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:49:00 PST

Douceur De Vivre

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Posted by Doctor Steuss on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:31:00 PST

Recipe for Calamity -- or -- Hope Has Lost Its Buoyancy

I'm pretty sure I'm guilty of plagiarism, but I don't know who I've stolen from (maybe Smashing Pumpkins, but I'm not sure)& My love is a vampire Feeding on my pain My love is like kerosene A...
Posted by Doctor Steuss on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:49:00 PST

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't." -- Polonius in Hamlet

This is a comment I left on someone's blog a couple of months ago. The blog was on "truth." Recently, a gentleman thought the comment was of enough noteworthiness to allow it to stand as a blog entry ...
Posted by Doctor Steuss on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:10:00 PST

Yeshua ben Sirach

Treasures from the Apocrypha: The stroke of a whip makes a mark in the flesh,But the stroke of a tongue will break bones.Many have been felled by the edge of the sword,But more have been brough...
Posted by Doctor Steuss on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

Im not as Mormon as I thought Im a Hindu-Jew

What are you? http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html 1. Orthodox Judaism (100%) 2. Hinduism (97%) 3. Jainism (88%) 4. Sikhism (86%) 5. Islam (84%) 6. Reform Judaism (82%) 7. Bahá'...
Posted by Doctor Steuss on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:35:00 PST

Shallow Thoughts by Doctor Steuss

Sometimes I criticize myself for being so stupid. This can be really hard on my self-esteem. But then I realize how stupid the person is that's criticizing me, and then I don...
Posted by Doctor Steuss on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:26:00 PST