jocelyn

pick up your joystick and let’s play some atari! “turn your lights down low…i want to give you some good, good lovin’.” simple with a chill vibe. i like to bum it in flip flops, shorts, and hooded sweatshirts. striped tube socks and wifebeaters. i can hang with the boys. i’d be 5’8 with four-inch heels. bright colors are stimulating. so is a good kiss. “i can definitely be a little gay for angelina jolie.” my best work was done with a metal 10 gauge. “the greatest pleasure is giving pleasure.” positivity. the world would be a better place if everyone listened to a little bob marley. “hey mister music, sure sounds good to me.” descriptive. uninhibited. i love to write. i’d be lost without a merriam webster. shy. yet bold. goofy. grounded. well-rounded. and a free-spirit. “she’s floating like a butterfly.” fantasizing daydreamer, not a screamer, but sensual in nature. “i give you one smile--two smile--three smile, i got you going wild.” don’t change your style. long hair. short hair. i braid my own dark hair. classy. sexy. conservative. the naughty librarian type. i also wear my dark-rimmed glasses. west coast. nor cal. bred in the bay. groomed in LA. “everyone wants to come to california.” a little vintage. a lot old school. a true child of the ‘70s. i’m just an island girl at heart. originality. coconuts grow on palm trees. originality improvised. “put the lime in the coke, you nut.” i have a fetish for guys who wear nerdy glasses. good girl. not so innocent. my toes have mad talent. soft skin. sweet smell. i use equate walmart brand baby lotion. universal. reduce, reuse, recycle. it is an act of the conscious being. weird ones. “where’s my toast you idiots!?!” “you have a girlfriend, you have a ring, i have nothing!” “yum, liquid candy.” i like to quote fez’s one-liners. one goal of mine is to make a jump off a wakeboard. another is to make a jump off a snowboard. i miss overnight pit stops at NAS lemoore. thundercats. "in this bright future you can't forget your past." emotionally-charged. i cried in frustration when george w bush was announced president. not a corporate slave. liberating. afro-cuban and west-african drumming and dance. “don’t rock the boat.” i can sometimes be too nice, too honest, too reactionary, and too rebellious for my own good. i am a sucker for a cute guy with glasses. a young love for math and science. the magic school bus was a colorful learning tool. creativity. “satisfy my soul.” i like building things. arts and crafts are fun. my favorite class was 4th period art. hot dog on a stick. red, blue, and yellow are primary colors. procrastinator. occasional coffee drinker. i work best under pressure. a student of the mind and of the people. “emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.” i miss my old study buddies. the original TGK. i love good friends, good music, good beer, and good sushi. my family. it’s good to come home. “professionals.” i like dark chocolate. smooth grooves. soul rebel. “you gotta travel wide.” vanilla. seduction. pink hues. kiss me. ibiza hippie. “you are first girl ever touch my soul.” i took piano lessons for ten years but never learned to sight read. conga drums, claves, and cowbells. i would enjoy playing the drums in a live band. geckos crawling on the ceiling. i wish my hair were naturally curly. perfectionist. neat-freak. i think i might have OCD. addiction. stimulating conversations. my sweet tooth. shoes. an eyebrow waxing is relaxing. a bikini waxing is erotic. so is a good work out. did i mention that i like guys who wear nerdy glasses? or maybe i just like nerdy guys. a vision. i would enjoy being tattoo artist to the rock. revision. my mind is in constant motion. my fingers follow. “where in the world is carmen san diego?” driving alone at night gives me peace. i want to learn how to surf. i miss cabana tuesdays at live bait. dancehall is my natural high. i would love to go on tour with ozomatli! “racecar spells racecar backwards.” yardhouse has good onion rings and a kona hefeweizen beer. no more honey brown for favorite. in-n-out. krispy kreme. thin mint cookies are yummy. so are men in uniform. queen latifah rides a chopper…now, that’s hot! “look into my eyes.” revival. the united colors of asics mexico 66. oregon trail. i wish i could skateboard. movement. asshole drivers annoy me. so do people who wear denim on denim. “slower traffic keep right.” it takes nine hours to drive from vallejo to vegas. i wish my car was a chromed-out classic. sally has been good to me. philosophical. “destruction of the soul is vanity.” benefit. not a makeup kind of girl. anna kournikova. tennis anyone? sean is my david beckham. i’m chris’ punk ass. reality tv is my guilty pleasure. yes duffy is hot. jon jonsson is beautiful. jerry ferris is dreamy. j, you are adorable. ty is the ultimate handyman. diversity. boy crazy. “i’ll give you candy.” bruce lee. zach morris. troy montero. matt salerno. bob burnquist. athletes amaze me. ellen dances. leno jaywalks. conan always won the staring contests. wayne brady got cancelled. bob ross rocked his afro. adam sandler eats at versailles on venice. did perry mason only serve female clients? collection of vinyl 45’s. i would love to make my own music. slow flow. “music is supposed to inspire, so how come we ain’t getting no higher.” motivate. self-knowledge. individuality. progress. social change. stop the ignorance. educate. acceptance. compassion. equality. peace of mind. matters of consideration. brainstorm with me. reggae nights at pier 23. i am a rarity. a woman, your equal, your friend. don’t leave me burned again. i protect my brown skin. truth. inspiration. i plan on going island-hopping someday. “if found please return to the nearest beach.” a cultural experience. three little birds. a message… respect always. never judge. be honest. keep it real. stay connected. know your roots. appreciate your blessings. become empowered. let’s go beyond the expected. bring back the funk!