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About Me

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MySpaceHumor Myspace Icons & Myspace GraphicsIm cranky, but im nice, youll like me but hate me at the same time, do i care no.....and if i do im sorry u have to deal with me. My blondness shows. I like nascar....yeah i said nascar! I dont like people that are too judgemental. I cant elaborate much further but ....yeah.!
~TAKE ME DRUNK IM HOME~You Are From the Sun
Of all your friends, you're the shining star. You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight. You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party. Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty. Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best! What Planet Are You From?
You Are 100% "Average American"
You are average because you live within three miles of McDonalds. How "Average American" Are You?
I am certified:
48% addicted to Myspace
Are you addicted to MySpace?Get Your Own Voice Player ManageGO RU!..

My Interests

NASCAR , Music , and Football ,also in that order ! oh maybes a good time to add I dont like punctuation or am I very fond of my typing skills!!! I like to drink some beer dont like the girly drinks. Sometimes just hanging out at the house cooking and drinking with some friends with a fire in the back yard can be the greatest of times.

I'd like to meet:

Kasey Kahne and your mom

My Backpack Got Jets' Comment Box
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Its Bananas!!!

Music:

Korn, LP, System of a down, type o, descendants, william hung ... lmao that still cracks me up, cake, foo fighters, drowning pool, drop kick murphys, rammstein, devo, janes addiction, modest mouse, skindred, disturbed, rob zombie, sublime, snoop, CKY, CCR, LMNOP.... just kidding theres no LMNOP sillys, and so on you get my point i cant think of anything else... you know im blonde dont give me a hard time ok ok ok now stfu

Movies:

I am Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??
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The Tease
The tease knows how to work those free drinks and have gullible people pick up the tab. Some would call you a con out on the streets but at the bar we call you the tease. You know what to say and how to get it with out sacrificing anything of youself. Your the type of person they named "blue balls" after, and are proud to go home and tell your friends all about the assholes you dissed. The important thing to remember when being the tease is spit don't swallow, because you come first!

Heroes:

omfg isnt he so hot!!
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My Blog

My poor Baby, someone help me here....?!?!!

Last night while watching Apocalypto this happened.....Aja: Thats a nice waterfall. I wonder where they filmed that.John: Looks like AfricaAja: I was thinking somewhere in South America.John:&nb...
Posted by twisted aja on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:09:00 PST

Why I SUCK!!!

Hmmmmmm.....I suck because I have been neglecting myspace and all my lovely friends but fuck all yall that havent called me either so HA and well fuck you!! hahahaaaaaa just kidding ;)Honestly ive jus...
Posted by twisted aja on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:13:00 PST

Wanna see my new puppy??

After bitching moaning and rubbing alot of back and feet the past couple weeks...I got my puppy!! YAY! No i havent named him yet, and yes I will listen to any suggestions..... ...
Posted by twisted aja on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:28:00 PST

The story behind the shootout in front of our house last night

Last night after we got the kids in bed we were just sitting in the nice quiet house, windows open, peaceful little breeze....next thing you know BOOM, right outside the window. Somebody just sh...
Posted by twisted aja on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:14:00 PST

the "what did you do?" conversation

This is incase I ever find a "most stupid converstation that makes no sense whatsoever contest"start at the bottom i dont feel like being nifty ;)for the record i have no idea who this person is eithe...
Posted by twisted aja on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:05:00 PST

oops i did it again...and i have pictures to prove it

Im just pretty much gonna embarass myself some more, make fun of me, cause im just an ass....and sorry to john for the 80th time, poor guy.....and no im not expecting to suprise you with any of this i...
Posted by twisted aja on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:13:00 PST

stuff

this is just random things.....*Dear everyone in texas and the rest of yous that do this,Yes, im from Jersey....stop asking "oh so your from Joisey huh?" we dont say that ;)*Last weekend I almost got ...
Posted by twisted aja on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:10:00 PST

what we did before myspace:

..>..>..>1.How would you rate the overall quality of Ajas' blow job you recieved from her? Click here --> Excellent Good Average Below Average Poor 2.How would you rate Aja on the following...
Posted by twisted aja on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST

"the porn store trip

Sometimes besides driving past them and yelling PERVERT out the window to the unexpecting customer going in one...I go in one myself.Hopefully this will be as funny as it was to us to you. (whic...
Posted by twisted aja on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:38:00 PST

Spider sex and Cups! cause john missed this somehow!

Some how my dearest missed this blog, and while at lunch i had brought this type of thing up. I was then like.....you never read my spider sex blog ?? So i found it, im so good to my men arent I...
Posted by twisted aja on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:25:00 PST