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About Me


i myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions....
growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional....
go to bed when your tired, not when the clock tells you to....
find a job you love, and never work another day in your life....
only after disaster can we be resurrected....
to truly hate is an art one learns in time....
it's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything....
always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. that will teach you to keep your mouth shut....
i don't really care what people say, i don't really watch what dem wa do....
the edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over....
only when the last tree has been cut down, and the last river has dried to a trickle, will man finally realise that we cannot eat money, and reciting old proverbs makes you sound like a twat....
nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent, leave the house before you find something worth staying in for....
i look into myself. into the pale blue of my own eyes. i like what i see. i am comfortable with it. it is fixed and focused. it will not blink. for the first time in my life, as i look into my own eyes, i like what i see. i can live with it. for a long time. i want to live with it. i want to live....

My Interests

118 bitch!

camouflage....

im an addict for sneakers, 20's of buddha and bitches with beepers....

drum and fucking bass

collecting dvd's

polo button ups

polo socks and cologne

swimming

snow

ground beef and all its wonderful counterparts:chili,

tacos

mexican food

italian food

12 oz cans of redbull....

friendship....
unconditional love....

being sober

cats not dogs

spooning

laughing

sex, masturbation

baths before showers

growing my hair for no reason, then shaving it off

words that make me giggle:haggard, kindling, zooted, vernacular, uber

spelling shit wrong, and not giving a fuck

mispronouncing shit on purpose

newports

craps

hats to the back

tattoo's

cheese

reading, lots of reading

scars

working with my hands and never answering a phone or selling shit

documenteries

flossing

confidence not cockyness

northface backpacks

hand writing in all capitols

atlantic city

new york

hoodies

hoagie haven

fall, spring

water-swimming anywhere anytime

rubbing a cats dry nose

sleeping

masturbation

new people

squirting

nickel plated desert eagles

my new found love for coffee

pickels

power pads on cats

burberry brit

ginger ale

pepsi and mug root beer

my new obsession with everything red sox

family

tshirts that say funny shit

cursing

driving fast

road rage

engrish

coconut monkey banks!!!!

mac and cheese

random nights in the city...
camo tuesdays

i love drum and bass thursdays

polo black makes em moist....

dissizit

a freezing cold glass of o.j first thing in the morning,

art in its many forms....

I'd like to meet:

short girls with fat asses who wear camouflage....

whoever thought up fishnets....

the man who invented the hoodie, cause im certain it was a man....

Music:



Movies:

lets start with what i own, 187, 21 grams, ace ventura 1&2, adaptation, american beauty, american history x, american massive, american splendor, anchorman, as good as it gets, austin powers 1, 2, and 3, aqua teen season 1, 2, and 3, bad santa, basketball diaries, the beach, big lebowski, black hawk down, black sheep, blow, boondock saints, bound, bowling for columbine, braveheart, breakfast club, breakin, breakin 2 electric boogaloo, beat street, buffalo soldiers, caligula, carlitos way, catch me if you can, chappelles show season 1&2, and live at the fillmore, collateral, chasing aimee, the cooler, clockwork orange(book was better), cky 1, 2, and 3, crouching tiger hidden dragon, curb your enthusiasm season 1, 2, 3, and 4, dark city, dazed and confused, duece bigalow, dirty work, da ali g show season 1 and 2, deer hunter, devils playground, doom generation, the doors, die hard triology, donnie darko, drowning mona, drugstore cowboy, fahrenheit 9/11, falling down, family guy season 1, 2, and 3, stewie griffin story, fargo, fear and loathing in las vegas, fight club(book was better, and i met the author), fist of legend, flirting with disaster, the flower of evil, freeway, from dusk till down, full metak jacket, gangs of new york, garden state, gladiator, go, godfather collection, goodfellas, great white hype, half baked, hannibal, happy gilmore, billy maddison, happy texas, harold and kumar, harvey birdman season 1, heathers, hero, home movies seasin 1 and 2, house of flying daggers, the incredibles, in living color seasoon 1, now they all fall out of order, unleashed, saw, rize, office space, zoolander, wildboyz seasons 1 and 2 the village, team america, open water, the office season 1, ong bak, me, myself and irene, one fine day, pulp fiction, punch drunk love, pie, party monster, once upon a time in america, suicide kings, surviving the game, slackers, sin city, romeo and juliet, snatch, shattered glass, swingers, royal tenenbaums, reservoir dogs, road to perdition, swordfish, the shining, raging bull, rush hour 2, killing zoe, koyaanisqatsi, king of new york, kill bill 1 and 2, juice, scarface(1932 and al pacino), sleepers, kingdom hospital, kingpin, kids, spun, owening mahowny, o'brother where art thou, ninja scroll, new jack city, naked lunch, narc, natural born killers, nothing but trouble, robots, nappoleon dynamite, mystic river, man bites dog, monsters ball, menace II society, minority report, millers crossing, monster, midnight express, made, rush, joe dirt, matrix revoluitons, memento, the mexican, man on fire, last of the mohicans, ring of fire, hell house, brothers keeper, lost in translation, style wars, super size me, super troopers, secret window, spartan, swimming with sharks, stoked, saving private ryan, sealab 2021 seasons 1 and 2, triplets of bellview, tommy boy, traffic, true romance, training day, uhf, up in smoke, very bad things, the wedding singer, wonderland, what lies beneath, whos harry crumb, waking life, what about bob?, and a shit load of bmx and skate videos. requiem for a dream, three kings, movies i dont own but enjoy, mysterious skin, city of god, eternal sunshine, dirty filthy love

Television:



Books:

a million little pieces, the book that keeps me in check. american psycho, anything by chuck, fight club, invisible monsters, choke, survivor, diary, lullaby, stranger than fiction, glamorama, dry, da vinci code, angels and demons, ishmael, the stand, dark tower series, shadow in the wind, flowers for algeron, reefer madness, prison writings of leonard peltier, stiff, choke, clockwork orange, thirteen, fear and loathing in las vegas, david sedaris, barrel fever, me talk pretty one day, dress your family in courdaroy and denim, magical thinking, my friend leonard, junky, filth, tao teh ching, the complete works of lao tzu, indian killer, ten little indians, the lone ranger and tonto fistfight in heaven, last exit in brooklyn,

Heroes: