If you see the Buddha...kill the Buddha. |
Perhaps this is the only blog that actually deserves a disclaimer; it is completely out of character. A lot has changed in the past two months, I have nearly died, and nearly forgotten to live (yes t...
Posted by Banjo Pants on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 10:12:00 PST |
Over a years worth of reasons why I'm an idiot... |
So many of us bout anti-societal verses and anti-God or governmental thoughts but yet we turn around and when society wants us another way we change to meet the needs of the people. We're in con...
Posted by Banjo Pants on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:07:00 PST |
To you, my friends. |
Dear friends, While I love you all and have gone to great lengths for you time and time again, I have to say something on my behalf for once: Did you ever get so infuriated with a person or a group ...
Posted by Banjo Pants on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 01:46:00 PST |
The 80's and 90's are killing all the camels...again! |
Dear children of the late 80's and early 90's,I would like to take you back to the time when spandex and over-sized t-shirts ruled your wardrobe, to a time when obnoxious scrunchies and pony-tails tha...
Posted by Banjo Pants on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:00:00 PST |
What type of sex-fiend are you...? My definition. |
First, I'm sending out an apology to the Republicans and Conservatives that're reading this... yeah, right.There are many different types of people in the world, and with that comes the various differ...
Posted by Banjo Pants on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:51:00 PST |
Road-head 101... while driving... |
"Road head."Now as to many women this would strike fear into their eyes, hearts, and minds of just thinking about twisting and contorting into the front seat and having the seat-belt (if you're stupid...
Posted by Banjo Pants on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:55:00 PST |
Santa and his reindeer games... |
Now I stayed up all night thinking about this... and I'm really quite disturbed. We all know I'm a pervert, so saying anything can set me off and throw my mind into a twisted, dirty-little...
Posted by Banjo Pants on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:05:00 PST |
Penis, Penis, Penis, Vagina, Penis, Vagina, Vagina... |
So I am woman, hear me roar...or make me purr like a kitten. Oh you know thanks to the lovely title this is gonna be sick and twisted, so shut the hell up and keep reading because the New York Times i...
Posted by Banjo Pants on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:11:00 PST |
Retraction to 'not coming home'...for a reason. |
So I said it, threw my hands up in the air and said "Fuck New Jersey." I had the most aweful winter break, a great spring break, and I just didn't want anything to do with it. And Jersey bit me ...
Posted by Banjo Pants on Wed, 10 May 2006 05:43:00 PST |
Let's think pink here Barbie Girls... |
I was going to write some crapfilled rant about how much I hate people- but how would this rant be anywhere near "Ashley-Like" if it wasn't filled with some stereotyping, a shit load of anger towards ...
Posted by Banjo Pants on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:55:00 PST |
