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Master JAO&trade

Yang........Back on the scene baby

About Me

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Let’s see - I am JAO, originally known as Joel Anthony Otero. I acquired that acronym a few years ago by the one and only Billy "the Kat" Bilang from Bern, Switzerland. His website WWW.BILANG.com is damn popular in the Martial arts world. He kicks much ass. I am a four-time WORLD CHAMPION martial artist, award winning fight choreographer, actor, stunt fighter, and all around cool fuggin guy! My videos and movies have been seen all over the damn world, and still the most popular comment i get when meeting me face to face is.....WOW, you look a lot taller on film. For some cool footage, check out my video section on my profile, or just go to YOUTUBE and search "JAO". I like to think i'm refreshingly different, bold yet smooth, with a hint of sophistication. I enjoy Waffles, and pancakes - preferably with butter and syrup. Throw some whipped cream and ice cream on em’ and you got’s yourself a party!! I am old and wise. My brain works so hard at times that all my hair fell out. I have metal attachments in various places and enjoy body art. Butterflies eat nectar, and a tall glass of juice is always a good thing. I like milk, butter, bagels with butter, and oreo cookies. My close friends seem to think I’m mildly entertaining. I like to blink several times a minute to keep my eyes moist. I moisturize daily, and take at least 2 showers to maintain the highest levels in personal hygiene. I am in love with Jules – who is my princess. She is the the butter on my pancakes. Without her in my life, the pancakes would not taste as good. Did I mention I enjoy pancakes very much? I do……I always have. I guess pancakes and waffles are just excellent for everyone no? If you don’t like one, you can try the other. Crispy or doughy, your choice!!!! I like to jump, spin, eat pancakes, throw a kick here and there, say something funny every now and then, react eventually, eventually procrastinate, trade in and swap, fry and fillet, deep season, and sing in the shower. Intriguing no?!?!?!??!?! Anyways, check out my website you’ll have a good time.
JAOMARTIALARTS.COM
Feel Like chatting? Hit me up im always down for a good conversation
AOL Instant Messenger: JAOTKD1
Yahoo Instant Messenger: PANCAKEBOY2

If you are going to im me, please tell me who you are so that I know you aren't some nutcase, and if you are a nutcase don't bother im'ing me cause I wont reply!!!!!
Since I have so many people asking, the main pic custom hat was designed by Tony the surphman - check out his page and he'll hook you up with the illest hats you can imagine
myspace.com/tonyangel
ALL YOU EVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME!!!!
Full Name Joel Antonio Otero (JAO)
Birthplace San Juan Puerto Rico
Date of Birth 9-12
Height 5.5
Weight 135
Ethnicity Puerto Rican man -- didnt u just read that??
Favorite color Black/silver
Favorite Food My Chef Jules/Vietnamese/Momma's, Grandma's
Favorite Musician LIONEL RITCHIE BABY!
Favorite Person My Princess Jules
Goals to Achieve this year 150 students, Marriage, Travelling
Boxers or Briefs Boxer Briefs yo........
Number of Tattoo's 7 so far
Number Of Piercings 13
Hobbies Look at my Videos -- oh and X-box 360
Number of things you regret from your past 1
Clothing Style Juicy, PD&C, D&G, FCUK, Diesel, John Paul D'amage, Antik, Burberry, Emporio, Von Dutch, Hugo Boss, Prada, Hudson, Lagos, and lets not forget ADIDAS BABY!!!
In a Significant other
Eyes Sky Blue
Height Not much taller than me (without heels of course)
Style Jules -
Personality Jules -
Hair Jules -
Randomness
oreo's or chips ahoy's Oreo's
peanut butter cups or camamel Both Please
Coffee or Red Bulls Red bulls -- and Lattes!!!
Number of drugs you've taken DRUGS ARE BAD!! Does Tylenol and Caffiene Count?
How many people do you think will read this.... 3 Maximum --
CREATE YOUR OWN!

My Interests


Martial Arts
Gymnastics
Training
working out
tricking like a maniac
competing in only Traditional forms
Creative Forms
weapons
tattoos(7)
piercings(13)
music
life
Spinning
love
happiness
relaxing
laughing
writing
smiling
buggin out
women
shopping (yes i love it)
manicures
pedicures
moisturizing
eating out(vietnamese woo!)
puppies and kittens
art
cartoons
asking questions
giving answers
troubleshooting
multi-tasking
working
making money
spending money
saving money
paying bills on time
flossing
doing sit-ups
beating my hands senseless
streching
yoga
pilates
traveling
meeting people who arent assholes
egyptogoly
trance music
milk
my 4 chihuahua's and black cat
students
teachers
& a partridge in a pear tree

I'd like to meet:



Anybody cool, easy to talk to, and not full of themselves. Funny people, those who like to laugh, those who arent afraid to take chances, those who live life to its fullest, those who smile and make others smile, those who help others, those who help THEMSELVES - REAL people (cause we all know how many fakes are out there!!) - People who I have lost touch with, people who have good footage of me, and those who remember me when I was a wee man!People who like to train, trick, dance, jump, kick, punch, spin kamas, twirl bo's, whip chains, and party like its...um...1999??PRINCE!!!! Who wouldnt want to meet him!??!?!

Music:

alanis morisette
joan osborne
joan jett
tina turner
marylin manson
third eye blind
slayer
nirvana
guns n roses
jay-z
eminem
50 cent
barry manilow
peter gabriel
chicago
rossini
beethoven
nine inch nails
red hot chili peppers
def lepoard
skid row
DMX
DJ tiesto
melissa etheridge
prodigy
rammstein
missy elliot
christina aguilera
ludacris
busta rhymes
urge overkill
the doors
led zepplin
buju banton
the ramones
micheal jackson(pre-allegations)
lenny kravitz
Byonce (ooh)
Mystical
TUPAC
billy idol
culture club
george michael
ozzy osbourne
GORILLAZ
BIG
aerosmith
fiona apple
offspring
fraz ferdinand
linkin park
ayumi hamasaki
dj lee
magera
yellowcard
5 for fighting
brookes and dunn

Movies:

Anything considered "dark"

Television:

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Books:

Stephen King
Anne Rice
Dean R Koontz

Heroes:

Superman
Wonder Woman
batman
sean penn
mario bitale
eric roberts
danny bonaduce
mary kate/ashley olsen
Thundercats
silverhawks
Jacob the Jeweler
Cher
Oprah
Hugh Hefner!!!!

My Blog

Check out this video: JAO bluegrass nationals 2007

JAO bluegrass nationals 2007 Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Master Gusto™ Chinbeards=Gusto on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:16:00 PST

Long sampler -----

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Posted by Master Gusto™ Chinbeards=Gusto on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:49:00 PST

My favorite scene in a movie.......

Y'all know me. My name is McManus. I joined this union some20 odd years ago for two reasons: 1 - To have intercoursein exchange for cash....
Posted by Master Gusto™ Chinbeards=Gusto on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:30:00 PST

TAG!!!!

The rules are: Once u have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, u choose 8 people, list their names and the reason u choose...
Posted by Master Gusto™ Chinbeards=Gusto on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:04:00 PST

My new puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My little BabyFat Puppy!!!! Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Master Gusto™ Chinbeards=Gusto on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:11:00 PST

People I am NOT

Since i get confused for people all the time, heres a list of people who i am not......... Create Your Own...
Posted by Master Gusto™ Chinbeards=Gusto on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

A few thanks - (U might be mentioned in this one)

Its not typical of me to come out and get all sappy and thank people for everything, even little things they may have done and not even realized it.  Many of you out there who i've met recently ...
Posted by Master Gusto™ Chinbeards=Gusto on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:39:00 PST

Radical Rant time

So 2007 is here, everyone is still crazy, and here are some of my observations. it's crazy how somebody can freeze, but still go out for a cigarette break without hesitating. Today as i was walking ...
Posted by Master Gusto™ Chinbeards=Gusto on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:30:00 PST

2007!!!!!!!!!!! (by Taimak - myspace.com/taimak)

This was inspirational - so here!2007...New years!Here we are once again bringing in the New Year!We have so much we have accomplished!Some of us don't feel we've accomplished anything at all&Some of ...
Posted by Master Gusto™ Chinbeards=Gusto on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

Rosie O'donnell

Im not sure how many of you have been keeping up with the current fued between Rosie and Donald Trump - but here is my take on the situation.First off for Rosie to stick her nose in someone elses busi...
Posted by Master Gusto™ Chinbeards=Gusto on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:12:00 PST