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About Me

I don't know, I kind of enjoy the simple things in life. I get bored with television. I'm interested in knowing statistics about the world around me. For example, I have one of those ceilings that's like stucco, or whatever, and there is just a huge amount of bumps--so many that I couldn't make a very good guess as to how many there are. As far as I was concerned, there could have been 1000 or 25,000. So I actually took the time to count the bumps on the ceiling! Turns out, there are 5662 bumps. I like to do weird stuff like that sometimes. I like to do stuff in the outdoors, two. I'm pretty physical.

My Interests

Throwing things away, boat safety, ducks, eating ice, using the microwave, hopscotch, counting bumps on the ceiling :), changing my clothes, paper towels, swearing, not masturbating, going places.

I'd like to meet:

Hmm...I guess I'm just looking for the person I have stuff in common with. :)

Music:

"Here We Go 'Round the Mulberry Bush" is one of my favorites from childhood. I adore Another Bad Creation, and I'm pretty into "A Long Day" by Polyphonic Spree. I don't know, I was never very excited about music until I heard Another Bad Creation recently. I've probably played the record 20 times! It's got me interested in hearing what else is out there. Please email me with any recommendations you have.

Movies:

The Gate, Moron Movies, Beauty and the Beast, Howard the Duck, Independence Day, Ruthless People.

Television:

Charles in Charge, Perfect Strangers--pretty much any of those cheesy old sitcoms. That was what was on the last time I watched television regularly. Darkwing Duck cracks me up, two.

Books:

Chronos (a periodical), lots of stuff--books about candles, books about ducks, almanacs, books about Wyoming, westerns, books on safety, I always liked Dennis Rodman's autobiography--read it twice when it first came out, and once recently.

Heroes:

Dennis Rodman. I don't know--the usual ones: George Washington, Gondee, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Harriet Tubman, Queen Elizabeth.

My Blog

Zit

I have a zit. It's right on my knuckle. I'm concerned it might be punishment for wanting to punch my friend Mike. Mike got on my nerves so bad the other night at a party we threw. The two of us we...
Posted by Robbie on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:05:00 PST

Rainforestry, Terrorism and Official Apology

I am growing more concerned about the depletion of our planet'srainforestry. It's almost cliche to be concerned with that, Iknow. But I am not only concerned with the adverse effects ofdepleting the...
Posted by Robbie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Deepest Fear Realized

I just got back from the mind doctor. I've been seeing one a couple of times every couple of days or so. I started going because I have this phobia of having a stuffed-up nose and then burglars come...
Posted by Robbie on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:42:00 PST

Back in Blog Heaven

Okay: week from heck. One word: suckbutt. So I started my new job, and they put my assembly area right next to this lady I used to date. Which causes me to start sweating, of course....
Posted by Robbie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ringing in My Arse

That blog subject worried you didn't it? Ha, ha, made ya look! Just kidding. So anyway, I was out smoking cigars in this bar last night--a really hip bar, and this lady came up to me...
Posted by Robbie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Soup

Last night I slept at Mike's house. We stayed up 'til dawn doing that funny thing--I forget what it's called, there's a term for it--where you keep saying a word over and over until it sounds co...
Posted by Robbie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Grrrrr!

Okay, I am TICKED off! Turns out this lady I used to date works at the job I'm going to be starting. And she didn't even tell me! Well, it's a little late now. I don't know, I ...
Posted by Robbie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Straberry Farm

I just got back from my friend's straberry farm. He doesn't have any straberries right now, so it was kind of like going to a cabin. We just chilled out for a few days. He's a weird ...
Posted by Robbie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST