Bonkers!

I'd like to meet:

Just any people that would like to get to know me or are interested in the same things! I love quite alot of random stuff so ask =] x
If you would like to get to know me, Add Me! Then chat!!!! I have MSN x ASK FOR IT!

I've met Mr Happy Chainsaw =] Check em out!

Music:

Basically Anything That Me And (Ickle)Clare Bosh Some Moves Out To At College!
P.S I Lourve Clare :-D My Dance Buddie!
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Andy C Arctic Monkeys Armand Van Helden Basement Jaxx Beastie Boys Binary Finary BK Busta Rhymes Chamillionaire Chemical Brothers Children of Bodom Chingy Ciara Coburn DJ Hype Elton John Eric Prydz Faithless FatBoy Slimm Foo Fighters Goldie lookin Chain Goldie Groove Armada Guyver I Monster Junior Jack Kaiser Cheifs KraftyKuts Lab 4 Leftfield Lisa Lashes LTJ Bukem Missy Elliot Noisia Mylo OD04 Pantera Paul Glazby Pendulum Pop Levi Razorlight Rob Tissera Royksopp Slipknot Soil Stimulant DJs Stimulator Stochastic System Of A Down Tenacious D The Prodigy TI Tidy Boys Tom Novy Toploader Underworld

Movies:

Car Movies Action Movies Comedies Thrillers Horror

THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
01
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Television:

Extreme Channel Desperate Housewives :-D Top Gear!!!!!!!! Skate & BMX Programs

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shoppingThis letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer inOxford:Dear Mrs. Murray,While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you And your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, He began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming The Mission Impossible" theme.11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."And; last, but not least:14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."Yours sincerely,Charles BrownStore Manager

Books:

My Favourite Lyrics At The Moment:

" Let me see you shake in you boots, come back to the old school, back to you roots! "
MR L

Who Is This Doing This Synthetic Type Af Alpha Beta Physcadeilc Phunky!
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The Malapadini's!
The world I love The tears I drop To be part of The wave can't stop Ever wonder if it's all for you The world I love The trains I hop To be part of The wave can't stop Come and tell me when it's time to
The Tarantula Time for the massive come sing ya La tarantula Don't play with my style I might sting ya Black tarantula U want me inject the bacteria And make your body goin' stiff And your spine goin' numb All mouth lyrics the portuguese sung
Shotter, hitter, serial killer, Go a your funeral and all drink out your liquor, When you are bury we a-stand next to the vicar, Fling on some dirt and make your bury a little quicker, Shouldn’t test the youth them in the Tommy Hilfiger, Hug up you mama, say sorry to you papa, All a get number for the little sister, It true we cold like alaska, freeza
Thats right i'm a superstar Everybody wanna come up when i'm at the bar All the people wanna try Its like give me some more Try a little harder hunni Give me some more Lets go i'm a superstar Getting busy with the girls hanging at the bar Everybody come across cause they all want me You all knew when you saw me I like how you look, Baby call me
Brass Monkey - that funky MonkeyBrass Monkey junkie That funky Monkey
Got this dance that's more than real Drink Brass Monkey here's how you feel Put your left leg down your right leg up Tilt your head back let's finish the cup M.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the can Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan We're offered Moet we don't mind Chivas Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us Adrock drinks three Mike D. is D. Double R. foots the bill most definitely I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well I got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell
Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey junkie That funky Monkey
Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice Come on y'all it's time to get nice Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey This girl walked by she gave me the eye I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?" I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip
Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey junkie That funky Monkey
Step up to the bar put the girl down She takes a big gulp and slaps it around Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it We had a case in the place and we went right through it You got a dry Martini thinking you're cool I'll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stool I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin' Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin' The song and dance keeping you in a trance If you don't buy my record I got my advance I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it We got the bottle you got the cup Come on everybody let's get ffffff
Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey junkie That funky Monkey
I fell Down in the desert baby, I had nothing but a peice of paper, yeah, I had to write something down, And I found myself alone, and then I let go of everything, Into another dimension.Lightning crash on the hill tonight,(yeah) I got a feeling everything's gonna be alright Then a horse came running to me Said we're gonna go to the santuary Then a storm began to blow, Into another dimension.Purple haze is in the sky, See the angels we die, All these things we bow astride 'Till we see the reasons why, oh yeah.I fell in the desert baby, yeah I had nothing but a peice of paper, why!? I had to write somehting down But then i found myself alone Then i let go of everything Into another dimension

Heroes:

Noisia Ryan Niquist Brian Shima Pendulum Jeremy Clarkson! Chuck Norris!!!!!

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People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chilled and love to just be around.
THIS IS SOOO TRUE ABOUT ME!
JULY = BIG WHORE
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.
CANCER: Most Amazing Kisser
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.