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Jim

Don't blame me, I didn't vote for Bush!

About Me

This is me on an average to good day:

I think mushroom clouds are beautiful and I love war machines.

Most of my friends have moved away from where I live.

Maryland drivers make me wanna have an aneurysm.

I was fortunate enough to be at VA Tech when their football team started to become good.

I am a trained microbiologist.

I like punk rock.


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My Interests

Science, punk and alternative rock, WW II history, paintball, football, ice hockey, good beer, sushi, Thai food, cooking, gaming, collecting stuff from anime that I like, people who don't suck, intelligent and unconventional women, and driving stick.

Despite my science mojo I am also pretty artistic.

I also have a scuba certification that is currently going to waste, and a bass guitar that I'd like to learn how to play.

I'd like to get my hands on some of these:


Small Diameter Bomb
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My tax dollars at work:

Well Blow Me Down
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Bad Deck Landing FA-18 CV-67
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Aren't they beautiful, in a deadly, radioactive sort of way?

I Love THE bomb
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Fertilizer bomb... KICKASS!!!

Truck Explodes In Slow Motion

I'd like to meet:

Seth MacFarlane, the creator of "Family Guy." That show is just slap-nuts funny.

I'd also like to meet Pauley Perrette.

I'd also like to make some new friends, and reconnect with old friends whom I've drifted apart from over the years.

If you're too punk rock for this too, I definitely want to know you!

Music:

My musical tastes are mainly punk and alternative rock. Oh yeah, being of Scottish descent means that I also like stuff with bag pipes in it. I've also started listening to Classical music when I'm in my car; it's very effective at calming me down during those, distressingly more and more frequent, moments where I wish that I had a Vulcan cannon built into the front of my car!

Movies:

My taste in movies runs mainly towards war, sci-fi, and action. I also like Japanese films as well. My favorite movie of all time would have to be "The Empire Strikes Back."

Television:

"Family Guy" is my TV passion. I also got into "House M.D." during its second season. I also love "Hell's Kitchen" since I like to cook. It's kind of scary that three of my favorite shows all happen to be on FOX. And my guilty pleasure is WWE Smackdown, but don't let anyone know that I told you so...

Books:

Really too many to list. I have far too many books! You don't believe me? Well try this on for size then... Sometimes the ones piled a meter deep above my bed fall on me at night while I'm asleep.

Heroes:

Pauley Perrette, Milla Jovovich, Akira Kurosawa, Quentin Tarantino, George Lucas (before he made Phantom Menace, which was a total crap-fest!), Yoshiyuki Tomino, Bill Clinton, Winston Churchill, Harry Truman, The Founding Fathers, H.R. Giger, Stanley Kubrick, Anthony Burgess, William Gibson, Albert Einstein, Louis Pasteur, Robert Koch, any American soldier who fought in World War II, and anyone who thinks that W. is an idiot.

My Blog

A first reactions random question thingy that I snagged from Jamie

This is called "FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ". You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 33 things. You can't think and go back and change your answers. TIP: erase all of the o...
Posted by Jim on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:56:00 PST

A random question thingy that I snagged from Kris Hellcat

Do you smoke weed regularly?I don't do that shit.What are you looking forward to this weekend?Seeing Kung Fu Panda.Miss someone?My dad, and the person whom my mom used to be before her accident.How's ...
Posted by Jim on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:16:00 PST

A long ass random question thingy that I snagged from CJ

What is your name? Jim.What is your zodiac sign?Cancer.What kind of music do you enjoy listening to?Punk rock, alternative rock, some classic rock, and classical music. Do you like sports (w...
Posted by Jim on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:04:00 PST

Should I fire my mom’s nursing aide and request a new one?

1.  She hasn't been on time once, often arriving as late as 40 minutes late which, in turn, makes me late getting to work, and requires me to stay late, which then causes me to get caught in bad ...
Posted by Jim on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:50:00 PST

Some George Carlin rules that I snagged from YoSoY

Good for at least a few laughs...GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:58:00 PST

Another Ukrainian woman update

I got another e-mail from Masha today, and I'm starting to become convinced that she's a real person and not a scammer.  I asked some specific questions in my e-mail to her, and she responded to ...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:09:00 PST

Ukrainian woman update

Hmmm, I just got an e-mail from the Ukrainian woman.  She told me a bit about herself, and what's she's looking for.  She also included two pictures of herself: one of which was from her pro...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:11:00 PST

Fuck me, my anus is bleeding!

Figuratively, not literally, although I do have real anal bleeding from time to time due to my bowel problems (and that is one of the reasons why I hate anuses!).  I just paid over $50 to fill my...
Posted by Jim on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:08:00 PST

A random question thingy that I snagged from Jamie

GENERAL INFOFirst name:  JamesMiddle name:  ChristopherLast name:  *********Sex:  Not getting any.DOB?  7/13/74Any siblings?  Zip.Pets?  3 wiener dogs, multiple trop...
Posted by Jim on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:59:00 PST

Ive been in a pissy mood...

For a variety of reasons this week.  The primary one is that the only woman who has deigned to give me the time of day on OkCupid, we actually had agreed to a date for this Thursday, started blow...
Posted by Jim on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:10:00 PST