The Black Angel
People Iced: Twenty Five
Car Bombs Planted: Sixteen
Favorite Weapon A Candlestick
Arms Broken: Thirty Two
Eyes Gouged: Seven
Tongues Cut Off: Three
Biggest Enemy: Ruprick
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My interests are Movies from bootleg, and B movies to the good crap like lucky # slevin and The Departed even though that was a long three hour movie. I also am an excellent artist. I can draw about anything so if you need something drawn from a tattoo pattern to a mural let me know I got your back maybe if the price is right. I gotta eat cant work for free
First of all I would like to meet a jew because i want to ask him why do kids use the word schmuck when they dont even know what it is. Its the excess skin left after a circumcision. So is my cousin really a schmuck....probably so.I would also like to meet Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek. Salma is so hot to me except in that movie Frieda did you see that, dude she had a unibrow what was up with that? I would like to meet new friends around the D-town area. So you Dallas Natives especially the women shoot me a line we could hang out. I have just moved NORTH DALLAS so if you know the area or wanna come over and drink let me know its right down the street from the club maybe we can go chill afterwards but if we do that I would have to wait for your day off and drag your ass to work just so we can hang out. Sounds gay well then dont make me do it...
Rap and alternative/rock would have to be my number one love. Three Six Mafia who wouldnt love their music, Chamillionaire, Slim Thug, Z-ro, My Chemical Romance those down south rappers I also Love System of a Down they Rock hard yo. You need to check out their album and listen to lonely day thats my jam I listen to everything but please dont make me listen to Country I might just off myself. Lately though alot of rap has sucked so I just listen to Muse and DSR until rap actually comes out with something good. Until then "fuK You P. Diddy" you sux a$$
I like a majority a movies I had just seen Hostel did you see it? Let me tell you it sucked I thought it was gonna be scary but I tell you one thing when that one asian chic had her eyeball hanging out her socket that kicked ass but other than that. I would tell that movie to go kick rocks. I also hated the paris hilton sex tape she is not even hot Yo. Next I had just seen Saw the first one that movie rocked although Saw two was hot it had a serious twist to it I didnt see it coming.AHHHHHH!!!! j/k. Also I highly recommend Mission Impossible III it was good except the part where they blow up the Lamborghini (bastards) I will make sure those guys get fired whoever idea that was
As far as TV goes I give television two thumbs down because This goes for everyone. It doesnt matter how big your TV is it's no good if you aint got cable and of course I dont have cable So screw you guys at Comcast for charging me too much for regular cable yall can put your faces in my butt cheeks and inhale. And you Direct tv people why are you gonna charge for cable and rent on the damn satellite. Seventy dollars for channels I dont watch like the Super Lifetime channel cmon who watches that or the Antique channel Do I look like an antique? My granny dont even like that crap. She says crap like when I was young I used to watch A-Team with your father those were the days. I'm like grandma yall didnt even have a tv becuz yall were so poor and she just tells me to shut up. I guess old ladies have dream.
Books arent really my thing I like to read but only when necessary. I do like John Grisham books though. He's like the Lawyer King. He should get a bling bling necklace saying Johnny the Lawyer King and it would spin like those wheels then that would be hot. He would probably stay on the best-seller for that... and Anne Rice stuff is good I am a vampire fan I wish I was one so I could live forever.
My favorite superhero is Superman because he wears that stupid suit where you can see his balls hanging you know the one I'm talking about The blue and red one yeah that's the one. Anyways he's flying over the city where everybody has a crotch view and he's smiling down like everythings gonna be okay now that's a real hero. He should do a underoo commercial. Cant wait for his new movie to come out so you guys can see what I am talking about(Bullshit baffles brains)is what my headline means it is Latin