I'm helping the Humane Society of the United States just by talking. You can too or one of the other non profit organizations that is working to make this world a better place for all of us.
Likes: Gerber Daisies, good tattoos, Halloween, black cats, dogs, soda, TV, books, magazines, surfer boys, rocker boys, lazy days on the beach, shoes, fun and bright haircolors, make up, things that sparkle and/or glow in the dark, snowglobes, gargoyles, candles, rainy days in bed, sleeping in, late nights out laughing with friends, indie films, good food, old cars ( really want an alfa or triumph), traveling, beer, Chai tea, soft and fluffy beds, presents!!
Dislikes: lizards or anything lizard like, people who wear fur, stinky smelly babies, stupid people , people that feel the need to impress, loud car boom and bass, August, the stinky G train in NYC, conditional love, Monday mornings, people that have no idea about what is happening in the world around them, mullet haircuts , tacky dressers, dirty bathrooms, Wheel of Fortune, people that stop by without calling first, surprises, uncomfortable clothes, fake people, watching golf, bad cover songs, headaches, bad tattoos, grape flavored anything, shabby chic, snobby people, bad shoes , people that ask to be my friend without emailing me first, checking my phone messages, bad drivers, feeling dirt on my feet when walking on hard wood floors, being woken up.
If penguins can get it right, why can't people?
If you watch NASCAR, are in the NRA or voted for Bush...not sure that I'm someone you would have much in common with. If you have a rebel flag, monster truck, drink beer from a can, or most of the women you have as friends are half naked in their pictures, I really don't want to be your friend. SERIOUSLY YOU MUST LOVE ANIMALS IF YOU ARE GOING TO HANG OUT WITH ME!
I'd like to meet:
Vince Vaughn, Andy Samberg, Angelina Jolie, Gwen Stefani, Conan O'Brien, Drew Barrymore, Callum Blue, Trent Reznor, Steve Jerve (yes the weather guy on Channel 8 in Tampa), my next boyfriend. Smart people that understand sarcasm and can make me laugh...please entertain me! People that have small dogs that can play with my dogs.
As far as dating goes, I would love to find a tall, intelligent, employed, owns a car, attractive, tattooed boy but it seems as though none exist. Okay, so I know a couple, but that means I've probably already tried dating him, but that must mean there are more out there. I want someone that I am comfortable with, will go check to see what that noise was I heard in the middle of the night, won't make fun of me for my irrational fear of lizards, loves animals and doesn't mind my dogs sleep in the bed, thinks I'm just as cute in pjs and no make-up as when I'm dressed up, will help me carry heavy things, can fix stuff, and the ability to make me laugh which is essential. Being a good dresser doesn't hurt either. I've been told I'm too picky but I promise you all that and more in return; okay maybe not the fixing things part. Oh yeah, and I can't cook at all so be prepared for lots of take away, dining out or delivery.
You know what to do
Music:
Pretty much anything except techno and country
You may not like the band/music but the boys in them are really cool and that's what matters.
You're most like Gwen Stefani
From performing songs to designing her own clothing line, Gwen Stefani has never been a girl who just blends in. Like her, you're an original who's got your unique style that makes you stand out from the crowd. Even if you don't feel the pull of platinum, you know that you're a true individual with a flare for getting noticed — and staying in the spotlight.
Strong and sassy, you know who you are and enjoy expressing yourself — whether through music, fashion, or simply with your creative take on life. You'll never be just a girl — unless of course we're talking It Girl.
Movies:
so many...favorites include Desperado, Heathers, Girl on the Bridge, Scream, Chocolat, Girl Interrupted, Lost in Translation, Clay Pigeons, Gia, Big Fish, Reservoir Dogs, Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, Saved, White Oleander, Dogma, Edward Scissorhands, Like Water For Chocolate, Swingers, Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenheit 911, Go, 21 Grams, Four Rooms, Dogtown and the Z Boys, Some Like it Hot, Hackers, How to Marry a Millionaire, Monster, Dancer in the Dark, Snatch, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dazed and Confused, anything independent and/or documentary. It's also pretty safe to say if I get to stare at Vince Vaughn or Johnny Depp for 2 hours I love that movie.
He so wants me
Television:
Can I have him in a box for Christmas?
SNL to see my new obsession Andy Samberg, Nip/Tuck, Friday Night Lights, House, Ugly Betty, Dead Like Me, Inked, LA Inked, documentaries, CSI Las Vegas, Snapped, Buffy, Angel, Law and Order (any of them, but my favs are the original and SVU), Animal Planet even though it makes me cry, TLC, Court TV, MSNBC, AandE, all those scary Dateline specials about how gross places are such as hotels, super markets, and restaurants, love all those forensics shows, closet OC fan, and Conan. I find myself watching really strange things about serial killers or prisons...damn Court TV and MSNBC in the middle of the night when I can't sleep. Also somehow my TV ends up on E! or VH1 when really bad reality shows are on...I think the dogs like The Girls Next Door because there are so many dogs on the show.
Books:
The Bell Jar, Prozac Nation, Beautiful Stranger, Choke, The Devil Wears Prada (before the movie), Kiss My Tiara, Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress, The Beauty Myth, Jane Sexes it Up, The World's Shortest Stories, My Horizontal Life, I Know You're Out There, Everything About Me Is Fake...and I'm Perfect, Your Outta Control Adopted Dog, Little Dogs: Training Your Pint-Sized Companion, How to Turn Your Ex-Boyfriend into a Toad and Other Spells, The Good Spell Book, and pretty much anything that has to do with women's issues. In looking through my books the other day I found I have lots of books on people doing drugs, women with eating disorders, cutting, depression, and women being able to express their sexuality without being called sluts. I did however read my first John Grisham book and I liked it.
Heroes:
My mom because she was such a strong person and taught me how to survive. She gave me everything I have and I take it as a compliment when people tell me I'm just like her. Not a day goes by that I don't think of her and wish she could give me advice. I love you mommy!
