Create your own Creature
You Are a Bloody Mary
You're a fairly serious drinker, who's experimented a lot with different drinks.
You're a drunk, but a stable drunk. You don't ever let your drinking get out of control.
What Mixed Drink Are You?
What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Classic Zombie.You roam around, until you find a wounded or slow moving human to chow down on.
I'd like to meet:
Ummmmm...The Pope!...I don't fucking know. People are just humans and are not going to mean a shit in a hunderd years anyway, so what does it matter if I meet them or not?(Apparently I've taken too many philosophy classes)
What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
Intrapersonal Intelligence
Some people thing you're a loner, but you just like spending time in your own head with your own thoughts. You're attracted to the works of great philosophers. You've got an intense understanding of yourself, and wish other people were as self-aware as you are. The company of others can be a distraction and an irritant sometimes. You learn best when left alone to figure out the problem for yourself. You'd be best suited to a career as an academic, theologian, philosopher, psychiatrist, or writer.
How will you die?
Your best friend is going to kill you.
The murder has already been plotted, and really, when you think about it, who better to execute your. . . umm, execution than the person who knows you best. Keep a close eye on your dearest friends 'cuz one of 'em plans on shoving lethal foreign objects into your body very soon!
Music:
I have become fed up with the current music scene, wondering what happened to the good old days of music for the love of music and making it...not the posers and preps that are only in it for the fashion, and see it as the current hot trend. I listen to anything, as long as it doesn't suck. I don't believe in trying to only fit in with one music genre, as insiration can come from anything. I don't care if it is punk, metal, country, rap, rock, opera...as long as it kicks some ass.
Which Dead Rock Star Are You?
Jeff Buckley
You are Jeff Buckley! You're influential to many young and old, and very talented. You have charisma and grace that sets you a part from many. You are beautiful! Oh, he died in 1997 from a drug-induced drowning in the Mississippi River.
What Beatle are you?
Paul McCartney
You have a soft heart. You love animals, nature & quite evenings with good friends.
Movies:
What James Bond are You?
Sean Connery
You're very rough and original. Yet you still have a very stylish and well-mannered side as well. You can charm the ladies better than the rest. (haha, I'm a lady killer) People often recognize you as their favorite, and it shows. You are very good at what you do.
Which Psychedelic children's Movie do you belong in?
You are from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. You're weird, creative, charming, and love to mess with people's minds.
What Classic Movie Are You?
Your results:
You are
Spider-Man
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Television:
I enjoy Matt Groening's creations, "The Simpsons" and "Futurama"-and Billy West for giving us the voices for not only Fry, but also a childhood favorite, "Ren and Stimpy", which is sicker than any of the soft shit kids get nowadays. This then brings me to "Ren and Stimpy"'s creator, Stephen Hillenberg, who also created an emense favorite of mine, "Spongebob Squarepants". I LOVE SPONGEBOB. On the subject of anamation, I must also mention "The Fairly Odd Parents", also a show on Nickelodeon, which I still watch. I love cartoons, what of it? They also have a great show called "Avatar: The Last Airbender", which totally kicks ass, and would have great potential if it wasn't on a childern's network. I also enjoy "Rocko's Modern Life" and "Invadar ZIM"-and shit, "Dora the Exploer" taught me the only spanish I know. Everything else on Nickelodeon can go to Hell. Fuck "Drake and Josh", fuck "Jimmy Neutron", and fuck "Danny Phantom".
I also enjoy a small bit of the "adult swim" line-up, like "Robot Chicken", "Morel Orel", "Full-Metal Alchemist", "Pee-Wee's Playhouse"(oh, how I missed you so),and "Ghost in the Shell:Stand Alone Complex, and 2nd Gig". "The Venture Brothers" kicks ass, and I wish there was more of "Korgoth of Barbaria". I HATE "Tom goes to the Mayor". I wish it would die off. "ATHF" was never good, but it did have its moments. I have recently become infatuated with "Metalocolypse"...it kicks some brutal metal ass.
I also enjoy "House, MD", and "Nip/Tuck",the sickest hour on television. "CSI"(the original, not any of the shitty offshoots), "Family Guy", "Grey's Anatomy", "Boston Legal" is like an 80's enthusiests wet dream-William Shatner, Candace Bergen, and James Spader...who can say no?, "Desperate Housewives" is alright in moderation, but it's like a soap opera. "The Bold and the Beautiful" is the only soap I watch, and ever will. I guess since it's only a half hour long it doesn't count against me too much, but others may have something to say of that. But I say to them, watch that shit for a week, and tell me it isn't the craziest thing you've seen. "My Name is Earl" is hilarious, that all there is to it.
I just started watching the new show of FX..."Dirt". It is actually pretty good, even though I thought it would be dumb (Courtney Cox is in it, Monica from "Friends"...duh)everyone should at least check it out. Even I was surprised.
Books:
There are so many books, it impossible to list them all. I enjoy any literature that makes a person use their brain for more than primal thoughts, such as "sleep" and "eat", as these are the most complicated thoughts most people have buzzing around thier tiny little brain. There is a constant battle to fit more books into my already overflowing library...I even have shelves of books in another state, awaiting a time in which i have enough space in order for them to be with the rest of my collection.
Heroes:
George Carlin is an inspiration of mine, as his comedy gives me perspective, as well as a constant reminder of the deficiencies of humanity.
