I'm 24, I share a house in Gretna Ne with my sister Andrea, her babby daddy Mike, and this dude Andy. I live with my two nieces Alex and Skyler. Something, something, it's our job.I guess im kinda a nerd. I like video games and history n crap like that. I'm also an artist, of sorts. I draw allot, and occasionally make a painting, but yea. I find a great deal of fun in quoting things from movies and t.v. I especially like things that are awkward and funny. he he.
If you like any of my art, you can see more of it at deviantart.com!
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The Golden rose by ~ Goateyes on deviant ART
I'd like to meet:
The loch ness monster....."OK, how bout $2.50 then?"
Music:
. Some of my fav bands are: Tool, Moterhead, Pink Floyd, Metallica, A perfect Circle, Seether, Manson, Rob Zombie, the Chili Peppers,Queensryich Korn, Godsmack, Buckcherry, Static X, Disturbed, and did i mention Tool. Also: Queens of the Stone Age, The Who, Rush, Boston, Nine inch nails, Foo Fighters, Incubus....
Movies:
Conan the Barbarian:"YOU TOOK MY FATHERS SWORD!!!!"
Monty Python's Quest for the holy Grail: Act I: Arthur and Patsy approach a castle, in the morning fog."Hello!! I am Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon from the castle of Camelot! King of the Brittan's! Defeater of the Saxons! Sovereign of all England!
RarWorld by ~ Goateyes on deviant ART
Little man on the castle wall replies "Who's the other one!?"
"I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me at my at Camelot! I must speak with your lord and master!!"
"What? Ridden on a horse?" the man quaried.
"UUM, Yes!"
"You're using coconuts!"
"What?" says Arthur raising his hand to his helm.
"You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together."
"So. We have ridden since the snows of winter cover this land, throught the kingdom of Mercia, through...."
"Where did you get the coconuts?"
"We found them."
"Found them, in Mercia! The coconut's tropical."
"What do you mean?"
"Well this is a terperate zone."
"The swallow may fly south with the sun, the house marden
or the plumber may seek warmer climates come winter, yet
these are not strangers to our land?"
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"Not at all. They could be carried."
"What? A swallow carring a coconut?"
"He could grip it by the husk." He shouted.
"It's not a question of how he grips it, it's a question
weight ratios, a five ounce bird can not carry a one
pound coconut."
"Well it doesn't matter! Will you tell your master that
Auther from the court of Camelot is here?"
"Listen..in order to maintain air speed velocity, a
swallow has to beat his wings 43 times every second
right? Am I right?"
"Im not intrested!" Arthur growls.
"It could be carried by an African swallow." says the random man
"Oh yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a Euopean
swallow that's my point."
"Oh yeah, I agree with that." says the butter-in of conversations.
"Will you tell your master that Auther from the court of
Cameolot is here?"
"But then of course, African swallows are not migratory."
"Oh yeah."
"So they couldn't bring the coconut back anyway."
Arthur rides away in frustration
"Wait a minute! Supposse in two swallows carring it
together."
"No, they'd have to grip it on a line."
"Oh simple, they'd just use a strand of tree bark
"What? Held by the dorsal guided feathers?"
"Why not?"
Television:
Human Weapon Simpson's, Scrubs Family Guy, Futerama, Aqua Teen, Cowboy bebop, Weird science shows that make normal people fall asleep. The history channel is a lot of fun. But, now-a-days i don't have so much time to indulge.
Books:
Before recently i hated reading. The only books i liked were Inferno, Pergatorio, and Paradisio by Dante. I had also read most of the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy series. Then my friend and co-worker Evan introduced me to the Vlad Taltos series. That sparked an interest in me to read EVERYTHING. Whatever i can get my hands on. Since then I've read lotr: the two towers, and the return of the king. I would have read fellowship, but the book was killed in an unfortunate eating mishap. Ive read the Da Vinci code, and angels and demons. The dune series was great,so i read it twice. The runelords and the Belgarion. The zombie survival guide. A field guide to demons. The illustrated anthropology of sorcery magic and alchemy. The 15 most evil people. And a bunch of other random crap.I just finished slaughterhouse five, it was good. I've been reading short stories by H.P. Lovecraft. I read The Watchmen. The Darkness that comes before, and the warrior prophet.
Heroes:
People that actually help.Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
95%
Hulk
85%
Supergirl
65%
Iron Man
60%
Batman
60%
Superman
55%
The Flash
55%
Catwoman
50%
Green Lantern
50%
Robin
37%
Wonder Woman
35%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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