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xLisa Mariex

Where's the thump-thump???

About Me

i'm turning myspace comments into my "about me section":
-lisa is one of the only cool girls left on this planet: she is always up for a hardcore show, (short) roadtrips, checking out guys, Justin Timberlake singalongs, MTOs, and shoe shopping. She isn't a slut, doesn't care about scenepoints, is always on time, doesn't lie to me about who she made out with, if she is edge or not, or how long she has been in the scene. And not to mention she has good choices in piercers and tattoo artists....
-Lisa is a very comforting girl. Whenever i have problems or conflicts in my life, she knows how to fix it. Shes always there for me, and i got mad love and respect for her. much <3 .xo
-OK guys.. I have the secrets on this chick.. First of all, she is a sweatheart, so don't fuck her over.. second of all.. all you need to do is get her to the Big Apple (NYC), buy her a monkey, and be straight edge... It really is that easy. If you can't find a rare spider monkey with a hat.. then you can substitute a $2.50 flinging Monkey thing for the real thing.. She'll never know the difference. That's all guys. Good Luck. <3 xxx
-Lisa appreciates Murder Weapon ... more girls need to recognize the greatness that is Murder Weapon. sincere, awesome hardcore girls are few and far between, but this is one right here!
-after meeting Lisa i was never the same... nor was the world... or history
-outside of being the coolest girl ever, lisa marie is a sex machine. no really...im not lieing. actually i am, but she still is cool. i was forced by her, gun in hand, to watch the coolest movie ever.
-lisa is the coolest girl in wilkes-barre and the only reason i even bother going back there. and she is single. i dont know if boys know this. they should. get on it people.
-this gal is rad, she posted a picture of Wes Nightmare's stalker on my profile. INSANE!
-witness the hotness.... and beauty and intelligence...that is lisa marie. :o)
-LISA DOES NOT - I REPEAT DOES NOT - KISS BOYS. SHE ONLY KISSES KITTENS AND HER DUMPTRUCK DEMO. AND LUCKY PENNIES. AND SOMETIMES BOYS, BUT THAT COUNTERACTS MY POINT. SO REALLY LISA KISSES BOYS. SOMETIMES SHE DOES MORE THAN KISS THEMN AND LICKS THEIR NIPPLES AND STUFF. BUT ITS USUALLY FOR MONEY AND THAT MAKES IT OUT. SHE ALSO TOLD ME OPIUM WAS EDGE COZ IT WAS AN ALL NATURAL HIGH. THEN SHE SMOKED OPIUM AND NOW SHE LIVES ON A RABBIT FARM IN VERMONT AND BUILDS LEANTOOZ FOR STARVING INJUNS. BITCH PLEASE.
-LISA IS AWESOME! :-)
i take show pictures. LOTS of show pictures. all interested, click this for the new site , or click this for the old site.i've come to the realization that i am waaay too lazy to ever do anything more than take pictures to put online.

My Interests

straight edge, hardcore, hockey
this dude:

I'd like to meet:

and my heart is content with the current man in my life.
milo and christian.
somebody who will buy me one of these: See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor .

Music:

american nightmare
comeback kid
new found glory
beastie boys
i am the avalanche
ignite
this is hell
down to nothing
label the traitor
mxpx
gogol bordello
have heart
risky business

Movies:

the life of david gale, american history x, the boondock saints, national lampoon's christmas vacation, ice age, robin hood men in tights, seven, office space, super troopers, bring it on, little miss sunshine

Television:

survivor, simpsons, sopranos, family guy, oz, carnivale, law and order: SVU, the office, the black donnellys, heroes, pushing daisies

Books:

anything dan brown, anything kurt vonnegut, the simpsons and philosophy: the d'oh! of homer

Heroes:

....

My Blog

DEAR MYSPACE BANDS,

stop trying to add me as your friend. 99% the time i've never heard of you. if i want a band on my list, i'll add them myself.
Posted by xLisa Mariex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

posifest pictures

click it.
Posted by xLisa Mariex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the most accurate saying in the world:

"Boys are like parking spaces....all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped, too far away, or not worth the stress of getting it."
Posted by xLisa Mariex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST