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Valley-Joe The Plumber & Six Pack Extrordinare

I'ma hit that bitch with a bottle.

About Me

SAY MY NAME!!!!!!
There are many verbs, interjections, adjectives, and nouns to describe me as a human being but most of all as an individual. At time's I am very animated, out-spoken, hyphy, and downe right just out and about . Some may find it amusing, interesting, or simply unique . Others might think I am overbearing, strong tone, or irritating or even annoying. .. However, I tend to focus on the good and not the bad, the love more than hate. Tales of my upbringing hail from Vallejo, Attending some of the best schools in town, namely Mini, Solano, and Bethel. For a brief time after high school, I lives in the greatest city on earth, San Francisco, and attending SFSU once again . My off times, I roamed around Daly City and the rest of San Mateo County. Hopefully this fall I hope to pursue my divine calling as a nurse, in which a higher power in HIS time will call me to me become soon. As far as being an individual in my score aged life I have learned that there are some people that my life that are here for the journey and some are just hear for the ride. I feel that if your hear for the journey then I'm glad to share that road with you, if your hear for the ride then ... I'm not your vehicle. I value my personal connections with other individuals, so don't mistake my kindness for granted . Moreover, I consider myself a liberal catholic because as a HUMAN being I have to question everything to eventually get the bigger picture of life. In relation to politics, I am a conservative progressive. I feel that a government should liberal but not too liberal, being that I believe in the essentials of protecting life rather than destroying it as well as not playing the ROLE of GOD when it comes to judging someone's guilt. Moving on, I detest being judged by my age ... because my walk in life is no different than anyone else's older or younger and to use a number to rule out someone's growth and maturity is BULL-ONEY and downright arrogant . Finishing with this long out donged paragraph about me, I invite you find out who I am as a person and challenge you to walk a mile in my shoes so to speak. Thanks! Disclaimer: I have personal reasons why I may or may not add you. Especially, if I don't know you. So beware!

My Interests



I'd like to meet:


Someday I'm gonna find:
Someone who's gonna change my life.
Someone who I can go to sleep with at night whether it be on the phone or next to me.
Someone who enjoys fine dining and upscale atmospheres.
Someone who listens, respects, and understands.
Someone who a good head on their shoulders
Someone who takes pride in their accomplishments and dreams about the future.
Someone who knows how to touch and caresss.
Someone who is there to stand up for and value who he is and what he is all about.
Someone who knows how to love someone who has lost their capacity to love.
Someone who instills hope and is always optimistic.
Someone who takes contributes positively to their environment.
Someone who doesn't dispute one's past.
Someone who lives in the moment and not in the future.
Someone who is eclectic.
Someone who can dispell this doubting Thomas.
Someone who embraces challenge and takes issues head on.
Someone who I can run away to if I ever had a problem or an issue.
Someone who doesn't under estimate quality over quanity.
Someone who is a Catholic/Christian.
Someone who loves his Mom.
Someone who is impechable.
Someone who is well established.
Someone who is respects contracts and agreements.
Someone who is not late, and always punctual.
Someone who tells the truth, and never lies.
Someone who upholds the sanctity of committed relationships.
Someone who searchs the good in everyone and not the bad.
Someone who watches alotta TV.
Someone who indulges in the finer things in life.
Someone who can teach me something different.
Someone who I can carry a good conversation with.
Someone who smokes but is bound to quit someday.
Someone who respects the body as a temple.
Someone who knows how to cook.
Someone who I can cook for.
Someone who I can have a total beach day with.
Someone from the streets but a freak in the sheets.
Someone to become apart of my life.
Someone to give my heart to when the time is right.
Someone who can make me smile (even when I'm not with them physically)
Someone who I can sing to and vice versa.
Someone who at the end of the day I can share with ... and wind down with.
Someone who can love me past my pain and suffering.
Someone who can bring the good out of me and not the bad.
Someone who isn't gonna make me feel less that what I am Someone to stick up for me when I feel weak.
Someone who I can rely on for strength and wisdom.
Someone who can rescue me in any situation, dyer or not.
Someone who will take in anything and everything to what I have to offer and to love me for who I am, what I stand for, and what I believe in.
Lastly, Someone who I can live happily ever after with.

NOW comment,bitches.pardon my fuckin' french but using "smyle f0 me daddie" as picture captions isnt fresh anymore you snaggletooth, underbite, butter spitting beezies. KBYE!

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