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ROB, THE JEWELRY STORE

WAHS YO PRAHLEM MANG?!

About Me

pardon my fuckin' french but using "smyle f0 me daddie" as picture captions isnt fresh anymore you snaggletooth, underbite, butter spitting beezies. KBYE!
note to self: keep undercover rips away from thesauri. unjustified egotism may occur. fucking pseudo-intellectuals. HA!
i hold it down for the BAY. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
i dont like violence, but i can throw them thangs so dont let your guard down. fuck that. i gives a fuck where you from i'll gladly slap a bitch.
i'm blunt, i like being blunt, i like blunts. well fuck me if i know myself well enough to write about myself, but here's what i do know: if you come at me sideways ima come at you raw. i got courage and a mouthpiece and it aint a problem of mine to put you on blast. my take on "DRAMA" is as follows: ima say what i got to say, and if you wanna take it like a preteen hussy (sup ana) be my fuckin' guest. IF I SAY IT AND IT'S TRUE, DOES IT MATTER HOW YOU FEEL? nonetheless im a grown ass man with my head on straight. humorously sardonic. on call and down for my friends/family 24/7, including holidays. building on my intellect at SFSU. i do the club thing. and im sorry but i hate french toast. aright get the hell on out of here.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i dont fucks with random people kthx

QUICKIE COMMENT
hey rob my mom said she wont shit right for a week cause of what you did to her last night.

ROB THIZZICIST has HELLA self-delivered fatherless babies

my stinky

boofurds

jazzmafeh

scott

chwenny

leserrol&alyssa

jeron

storyteller

babybro

darkness

damn chink

olgss

click here for people that give free head

Music:

recent profile tracks:
eligh/grouch - streetwalking
latyrx - lady dont tek no
e40 - da dummy
turf talk - 2 pieced
mistah fab - NEW oakland, super sic wit it, kicked out the club
e40, hoodstarz, turftalk - bullshit
hoodstarz - grown man on
young dru & keak - yadidaWHAWHAAAAAA
latyrx (lateef & lyrics born) - flickering flame/rankin' no.1 muzappers mix

bay slump
underground&(some)mainstream hiphop, joss stone, jazz/blues, oldies, classic rock, porn grooves, whatever. no emo, no techno, no trance.

music is music. it's morally fatal to patronize a genre for the title, attitude or style. hiphop isn't just hiphop, rock isn't just rock, and blues isn't just blues. they are one in another. hiphop aint about shunning mainstream (even though i dont understand how some of these fuckers made it) flossin' the browns, hats and mouthing lyrics. this is the appreciation of music and its WHOLE entity, to feel the heartbeat of a song and harvest its roots. so just drop the whole "im hiphop and im deep im SO soulful and urban" front and quit your bullshittin.
in the words of my boofurds, "JUST LISTEN TO THE MUSIC AND SHUT THE FUCK UP."

Television:

FAMILY GUY.

Heroes:

scott
jazz
aaron

im quick to hurt a bitch, dont fuck with ANY my fam. aint iffy bout that shit either.

My Blog

PUT EM UP OR SHUT IT UP BITCH.

    i aint with the whole online drama scene cause this shit is low.  but i gotta speak the bitch's language, feel me?  so im sayin':HOP THE FUCK OFF MY HYPE and get on your o...
Posted by ROB, THE JEWELRY STORE on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:34:00 PST

GO TO HELL LAGUNA BEACH

die you gay sons of bitches. "scripted reality" piece of shit.  AHHHHHHHH bastards.
Posted by ROB, THE JEWELRY STORE on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:04:00 PST

CONFUSED YOUNG BITCHES

im usually not one to ramble publicly about this kind of thing, but i know people will read it and get pissed off.  why?  because it applies to them and they know it.  plus it's hella f...
Posted by ROB, THE JEWELRY STORE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ME BOXING IN AN ASTRO JUMP (VIDEO)

she's my homegirl.  it was for fun. 8-)we have such a great camera crew. ...
Posted by ROB, THE JEWELRY STORE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

songs reminiscent of 02-03

this space is dedicated to some of the indelible melodies of 02-03. forgot some artists & titles, so i'm guessing on some of these mother fuckers. correct me if i'm wrong please. these songs come fro...
Posted by ROB, THE JEWELRY STORE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST